Al Gore Pleaded With Masseuse to “Release His Second Chakra” (...EWWWWWWwwwwwww...!)

Gateway Pundit ^ | 06/29/10 | Jim Hoft

[stayathomemom]

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I wonder if he was a regular visitor.

[Constitution Day]

LMAO. Thread of the day, here!

[Joe 6-pack]

Wow...I never expect to get to the second chakra on a first date!

[caww]

BTW it’s tied in with ‘Kundalini’ jargon....

[attiladhun2]

Release the second chakra—a hammer fist to this douche bag’s groin mayhaps?

[HereInTheHeartland]

Just think how close he was to the Presidency, and also John Edwards.
The fact that Democrats can push such deeply flawed individuals to the pinnacle of power is really disturbing.

BO fits right into this mode. I will be shocked if something like this doesn't come out (and be documented) about him.

[maggief]

Chakra Sockra.

[Interesting Times]

This wretch was Vice President of the United States. “The Divine One” is now President of the United States. Bill Clinton, perjurer, was President of the United States. Something is WRONG!

Make that "perjurer and rapist."

[La Lydia]

When did they start calling it that?

[Joe 6-pack]

"Release the Chakra!"

[Dixie Yooper]

I have always been very happy communicating with my 100 (mostly little) words throughout my life. Now I feel strangely challenged by the addition of one new little word..."chakra". How in the heII do you work that one into a conversation without it turning into a full blown debate on Global Warming?

[Constitution Day]

LOL!!

[Moose4]

Dear God. This man was, what, 527 votes away from becoming President of the United States ten years ago? Gah.

}:-)4

[matt1234]

According to this definition of the 2nd chakra, Gore was trying to release his inner Leviathon!!! LOL!

2. Swadhisthana Sacral Chakra - Water element - Leviathan/Crocodile

When one has awoken from Muladhara, one goes into the water, which represents the unconscious where one faces the Leviathan/Crocodile from the depths which are ones own demons. The Leviathan is the biggest and most fearsome creature of the watery depths. (but it represents the same animal as the elephant, the one that supports your earthly life seems to become your worst enemy when you reach the next center, because here you leave this world and anything that hangs around is your worst enemy. It is the waterelephant, the whale that eats you, the same that has nurtured and supported you. The goodwilling mother that raised you becomes a devouring one.) When one dreams of baptising, taking a batch, the ocean or in water generally - you must realize you are being pushed into the unconscious for purification, you have to go into the water because of the renewal. But it remains unknown what comes after. When one passes through this baptising, you reach Manipura.

Source: http://www.dedroidify.com/kundalini.htm#2

[Scythian]

Chaka says release it baby oh release it !!!

[RJS1950]

She should have taken a taser and shoved it up his chakra.

[WOBBLY BOB]

[twister881]

"Hey Al, I've got your Chakra release (and permanent removal) right here."

[Enterprise]

So did Gore want fries with his chakra shake?

[tophat9000]

Al Gore just wanted to introduce her to his "little friend".............."Hanging Chad"