I think global warming caused Gore’s penis to erupt and stain her clothes.
Personally, I’m always suspicious when a woman waits three years to report a sexual assault. No love lost on Gore but this seems to be a staple with successful athletes and other celebs and there’s about 50/50 on which one is lying. Waiting years only makes the accuser more likely to be the liar.
Did the woman tell Al she was a Democrat? He probably assumed he was entitled to a freebie just like the women who claimed they’d give Clinton a BJ for keeping abortion legal.
The article is worth reading, if for no other reason than picturing Gore as a “crazed sex poodle.”
the very thought of being touched by that sleazeball makes my skin crawl. yuck.
Grand Marnier?
She called him a “crazed sex poodle” and tried to distract him, pointing out a box of Moonstruck chocolates on a nearby table. He went for the chocolates and then offered her some, cornering her, fondling her and shoving his tongue in her mouth to french kiss as he pressed against her. “”
Bill Clinton taught him everything he knows!
Disgusting!
Circular logic rides again!
Tipper is divorcing Al, after 40 years.
In other words, THERE’S MORE SCANDALS TO COME!
Stay tuned folks.
If Al Whore assaulted ONLY this masseuse in 2006, I doubt Tipper would suddenly divorce him now (4 years later). There’s MORE TO COME.
Everyone has it wrong. Gore was NOT groping the woman. He was just trying to take her clothes off, so he could wear them. He always looked and acted like a sissy, so he was probably a panty-boy, afterall.
[She called him a “crazed sex poodle” and tried to distract him, pointing out a box of Moonstruck chocolates on a nearby table. He went for the chocolates and then offered her some, cornering her, fondling her and shoving his tongue in her mouth to french kiss as he pressed against her.]
I hope some enterprising Hollywood producer brings this event to the big screen.
Doesn’t she know that the “small people” have no redress against the global elite who are striving to save them from global warming? It’s about time the peasants learned their place!
btt
My instinct tells me it’s a 100% fake. Al Gore has his shortcomings, has very wonky ideas, made a rotten film, etc. etc. etc. -
...but: three years? And all this weird stuff about Grand Marnier and stains?
Come on... I bet the lady don’t know zilch about DNA-comparisons.
It’s telling that she spills this stuff just when the Al-Tipper marriage is breaking up.
Don’t believe the hype folks.
AL, if you’re reading this, shame on you.
For being a sex offender. And a pervert.
Oh, and for telling 6 billion earthlings the BIG LIE that their planet “has a fever.”
You should be in prison so you won’t molest again.
Either that, or just elope with Larry Sinclair and his boyfriend Omoslem.
LLS
Personally I think this woman is exaggerating this so called assault. Sounds like the fat lib was a bit frisky but it also seems as if the rejection by this woman was not very forceful.
More interesting to me is the fact none of the newspapers chose to run the story when the complaint was made. Can you imagine the coverage this would have gotten had the complaint been against Dick Cheney or Reagan’s VP GHWB?