To: Nachum
Some of the changes the White House is ordering include:
•§ dance classes
•§ movie nights
•§ art classes
•§ cooking classes
•§ tutoring and computer training
•§ free and unmonitored phone service
•§ free email access
•§ bingo
•§ arts and crafts
•§ more variety in dining options
•§ self-serve beverage stations
•§ fresh vegetable bars
•§ fresh carrot sticks
•§ hanging plants
•§ recreation in natural setting
•§ robust aerobic exercise
I couldn't have just read this, but I did.
The article is not satire.
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT OVER
19 posted on
06/11/2010 9:05:41 AM PDT by
AAABEST
(Et lux in tenebris lucet: et tenebrae eam non comprehenderunt)
To: AAABEST
To: AAABEST
How about teaching them a useful skill like making gravel from big rocks?
34 posted on
06/11/2010 9:09:13 AM PDT by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: AggieSteph
You’ll never believe this. Read post #19.
40 posted on
06/11/2010 9:10:24 AM PDT by
JDW11235
(I think I got it now!)
To: AAABEST
He can add “Care and cleaning of your fully automatic AK-47.”
45 posted on
06/11/2010 9:10:54 AM PDT by
Enterprise
(So tell me libs, if there had been blow out at ANWR, could it ever have matched BP's?)
To: AAABEST
“WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT OVER”
These “improvements” HAD to have originated with either chicks or queers. Just sayin’......
To: AAABEST
... hanging plants...Say again...
57 posted on
06/11/2010 9:17:21 AM PDT by
gundog
(Outrage is anger taken by surprise. Nothing these people do surprises me anymore.)
To: AAABEST
Sounds like a cruise ship.
73 posted on
06/11/2010 9:32:22 AM PDT by
A_perfect_lady
(So you're Obama and you must decide: $400,000,000... clean up Gulf or aid Palestinian terrorists...?)
To: AAABEST
NO!!!
I have lost my appetite.
SPEECHLESS!
HANGING PLANTS????? BINGO????? FREE UNMONITORED PHONE SERVICE?????? DANCE AND ART CLASSES???
ALL FREE AND WE THE TAXPAYERS PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!
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