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Obama Orders Dance Classes, Movie Nights, and Bingo for Illegal Detainees
american thinker ^ | 6/11/10 | Chris Banescu

Posted on 06/11/2010 8:57:22 AM PDT by Nachum

The Houston Chronicle reports that the Obama administration has ordered the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) department to implement multiple modifications to their facilities to make life easier, more comfortable, and pleasant for the hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants (approximately 400,000) it detains annually. An internal ICE email highlights 28 different changes the organization will have to make to soften the look of its facilities, present a friendlier environment, offer better entertainment, organize fun activities, and provide illegal immigrant detainees with free access to email and phone services, as well as better dining and training classes.

(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aliens; catchandentertain; classes; dance; deportthem; dnc4criminals; enemydomestic; immigration; kenyanklown; obama; obama4criminals; obama4illegals; obamavsamerica; obamavsconstitution; orders; taxpayersasslaves; youpaidforthis
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To: gundog

41 posted on 06/11/2010 9:10:28 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Throw the bums out in 2010.)
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To: C210N
Why not just remove American taxpayers from their homes and place them all in the ICE detention centers, and then insert the illegals in the vacated homes. That way, they’ll have all the comforts of nice bedrooms, TVs, dishwasher and laundry facilities.

Because who would then pay for all the illegals? We can't earn money if we are in detention cent....oh wait.....day passes.

42 posted on 06/11/2010 9:10:28 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (WASS!)
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To: Nachum

Maybe, just maybe, he believes that he soon will be placed in one of these facilities as an illegal alien? His life is entertainment and fine dining, so why not implement it into these facilities.

Seriously though, I really thought this was going to be a humor thread. I’m really pissed that it isn’t!


43 posted on 06/11/2010 9:10:41 AM PDT by jcsjcm (American Patriot - follow the Constitution and in God we Trust - Laus Deo)
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To: Nachum

If they are illegal, they shouldn’t be detained long enough to need “fun activities” and “friendly atmosphere”. They should be deported.


44 posted on 06/11/2010 9:10:53 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: AAABEST

He can add “Care and cleaning of your fully automatic AK-47.”


45 posted on 06/11/2010 9:10:54 AM PDT by Enterprise (So tell me libs, if there had been blow out at ANWR, could it ever have matched BP's?)
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To: Nachum

This does not sound like an appropriate use of scarce ICE resources.


46 posted on 06/11/2010 9:11:44 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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To: Nachum

Is it time yet?


47 posted on 06/11/2010 9:12:11 AM PDT by muddler (Obama is either incompetent or malicious, and it makes little difference which.)
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To: Nachum

A good excuse to watch Elvis’ “Jailhouse Rock”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRu3tw9fYxE


48 posted on 06/11/2010 9:12:48 AM PDT by iowamark
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To: a fool in paradise

Ah yes, it has already been done.


49 posted on 06/11/2010 9:13:32 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (WASS!)
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To: Nachum
According to ICE officials all of these changes are part of broader efforts supported by Obama "to make the immigration detention system less penal and more humane." In reality, these changes are akin to "creating an all-inclusive resort for immigration detainees."

It's official, Barack Hussein Obama is certifiably insane.....cocaine? Impeachment can't come soon enough....don't wait for the November vote, now before this messed up person truly does us in.

50 posted on 06/11/2010 9:13:48 AM PDT by yoe (The "N" word stands for NO...as in NO MORE VOTES FOR IRRESPONSIBLE CONGRESSMEN OR SENATORS.The new)
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To: Nachum

I was sure this was satire.

What is wrong with him?


51 posted on 06/11/2010 9:14:40 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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To: Nachum

Obama jived while pelicans died.


52 posted on 06/11/2010 9:14:44 AM PDT by rintense (God bless Israel!)
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To: Fantasywriter

That was my thought exactly.


53 posted on 06/11/2010 9:15:35 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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To: AAABEST

“WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT OVER”

These “improvements” HAD to have originated with either chicks or queers. Just sayin’......


54 posted on 06/11/2010 9:16:01 AM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: Nachum

The only thing I can come up with that makes ANY form of sense is that the 0bamists plan is, in order to insure their victory in 2010/2012 and beyond, is to make ordinary Americans heads explode, thus only the moonbats will vote.


55 posted on 06/11/2010 9:16:14 AM PDT by C210N (0bama, Making the world safe for Marxism)
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To: C210N

He’s TRYING to spend us into debt. It’s part of his plan.


56 posted on 06/11/2010 9:17:15 AM PDT by twigs
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To: AAABEST
... hanging plants...

Say again...

57 posted on 06/11/2010 9:17:21 AM PDT by gundog (Outrage is anger taken by surprise. Nothing these people do surprises me anymore.)
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To: chicagolady

Speech material ping!


58 posted on 06/11/2010 9:18:17 AM PDT by oprahstheantichrist (The MSM is a demonic stronghold, PLEASE pray accordingly - 2 Corinthians 10:3-5)
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To: Nachum

Also...back and feet rubs...You can’t be a detainee without those!!!


59 posted on 06/11/2010 9:18:20 AM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: Nachum; STARWISE; maggief; hoosiermama

OMG! This is ridiculous! Meanwhile the folks in La. can’t get ANY help or meaningful assistance to save their coast. All they are getting from this administration is the runaround!

From the link:

Some of the changes the White House is ordering include:

•§ dance classes
•§ movie nights
•§ art classes
•§ cooking classes
•§ tutoring and computer training
•§ free and unmonitored phone service
•§ free email access
•§ bingo
•§ arts and crafts
•§ more variety in dining options
•§ self-serve beverage stations
•§ fresh vegetable bars
•§ fresh carrot sticks
•§ hanging plants
•§ recreation in natural setting
•§ robust aerobic exercise


60 posted on 06/11/2010 9:18:49 AM PDT by penelopesire ("Did you plug the hole yet daddy?")
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