The 20 standard answers on a Magic 8-Ball are:
As I see it, yes
It is certain
It is decidedly so
Most likely
Signs point to yes
Without a doubt
Yes
Yes - definitely
You may rely on it
Reply hazy, try again
Ask again later
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Concentrate and ask again
Don’t count on it
My reply is no
My sources say no
Outlook not so good
Very doubtful
I think his is stuck on “Outlook not so good”.............
Waitaminnit. He can’t always be asking about his popularity. :D