[YankeeReb]

LOL ... Helen Thomas is such an old hag that when she graduated journalism school the Dead Sea was just getting sick and her opinions were literally written in stone.

[Viking2002]

BS. Back then, The Dead Sea was known as 'The Fountain of Youth'. Then Helen took a swim in it.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[Road Warrior ‘04]

LOL ... Helen Thomas is such an old hag that when she graduated journalism school the Dead Sea was just getting sick and her opinions were literally written in stone.

So, What you're saying is that she's so old, when she was born Moby Dick was just a guppie!