Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 06/02/2010 3:47:44 PM PDT by Syncro
DID YOU PLUG THE HOLE WITH A BLUE DRESS YET, DADDY?
June 2, 2010
Oil is spewing from beneath a British Petroleum oil rig into the Gulf of Mexico at a rate of about 1 million gallons a day. There's no end in sight -- although White House officials have made it clear their goal is to stop the leak before the midterm elections in November.
Obama now spends at least half of every day answering pointed, increasingly aggressive questions about the oil spill, most of them from his daughter Malia.
The president finally went down to take a look at the oil disaster last week –- which is weird because I didn't even know there were golf courses near the Gulf. To show his concern, Obama is thinking about returning some of the nearly $1 million the oil industry donated to his campaign.
Ha, ha -- just kidding. He's not returning any oil money. But the situation has gotten so urgent that Obama did take time off from his golf game to praise the Phoenix Suns for protesting Arizona’s new immigration law.
He really did endorse the Phoenix Suns, which -- like most of his endorsements -- has resulted in their being eliminated by the Los Angeles Lakers over the weekend. (Did I dream this, or was it just yesterday that President Obama was congratulating Al and Tipper Gore on their long and happy marriage?)
The media have been crowing that Republicans will lose the Hispanic vote forever if they support enforcing laws against illegal immigration, such as the Arizona law. To great fanfare, a poll was released last week showing that 67 percent of Hispanics oppose the Arizona law.
The headline on that poll should have been: "One-Third of Hispanics Support Arizona Immigration Law Despite Frantic Media Campaign to Convince Them It’s a Racist Plot Against Hispanics."
Incidentally, 67 percent of Hispanics also vote Democrat. The exact same percentage of Hispanics who oppose the Arizona law voted for Obama over John McCain -- who was championing amnesty for illegals.
Suck up to Hispanics with insane amnesty proposals; get one out of three Hispanic voters. Do the right thing and defend the country's borders; get one out of three Hispanic voters. ... Promise to make every Tuesday "Ladies' Night"; get one out of three Hispanic voters. Offer them a choice between "Extra Crispy" and "Original Recipe"; get one out of three Hispanic voters.
Indeed, according to a new Quinnipiac University poll released on Tuesday, only 52 percent of Hispanics oppose the law, while 37 percent support it. In other words, more Hispanics support the Arizona law (37 percent) than voted for John McCain (31 percent) -– which is the strongest argument for amnesty I've heard in my entire life.
Overall, 66 percent of voters support enforcing the border before discussing amnesty. A plurality -- 48 percent to 35 percent -- would like their own states to pass a law just like Arizona's, despite the strong likelihood that the mainstream media will accuse them of being Nazi police states.
Read more at AnnCoulter.Com
Perhaps the best line:
“It’s too bad Sestak turned down the offer, because if he had said yes, Obama could claim to have created at least one job, albeit unpaid. “
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That’s helpful.
She looks sick if you ask me
She is fine just like that.
Preview button is my new friend.
Just want to know that your post is just one in a fine old tradition. I have seen the same thing posted a minimum of once a month for the last 11 1/2 years.
Oh sure, this just happens to be the first time I’ve posted it.
Still curious what CES is.
LOL if she looks sick to you, that’s all I need to know that she is in EXCELLENT health!
: > )
I know all about you too. She is to darn skinny
Maybe she’s one of the lucky who can’t gain weight.
I think she’s in excellent health.
bump
BTW, Sarah Palin is not too thin.
:)
I love Ann.
I don't know nothing about you except your posts here at FR.
I thought all those collecting information about me left.
Alright al baby she is too darn skinny. OK?
Oh heck now I've got CES!
I wish she’d ditch the false eyelashes. I’ve seen her on Fox a couple of times recently, and her eyelashes look like like she borrowed them from Tammy Faye Bakker. It’s hard to take anyone seriously when they look like that.
I've seen her put down some pretty healthy meals!
No she is just right
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