[combat_boots]

Delicious, Laz? On toast? With ‘condom-nents’ on the side? Hmmmmmm?

[Lazamataz]

Delicious, Laz? On toast? With ‘condom-nents’ on the side? Hmmmmmm?

Delicious, but only with the following inventory:

• 33 helium baloons.
• A medium cucumber.
• Vasoline.
• 3 square feet of netting.
• 7 mature chimpanzees.
• A mime.
• 2 clown noses.
• A plastic floormat.
• Stripper high heels.
• 3 jars of orange marmalade.
• 17 feet of rope.
• Disinfectant.
• 109 midgets, various sexes.
• A wheelbarrow. John Deere brand is the most durable.
• A funnel WITH attaching hose.
• 3 lava lamps.
• A recording of the Chimpunks Christmas Special.
• A chandiellier.
• Peanut oil.
• A Groucho Marx mask.
• A clipboard with graph paper.
• 18 radishes.