To: combat_boots; Xenalyte; bvw
Delicious, Laz? On toast? With ‘condom-nents’ on the side? Hmmmmmm?Delicious, but only with the following inventory:
- 33 helium baloons.
- A medium cucumber.
- Vasoline.
- 3 square feet of netting.
- 7 mature chimpanzees.
- A mime.
- 2 clown noses.
- A plastic floormat.
- Stripper high heels.
- 3 jars of orange marmalade.
- 17 feet of rope.
- Disinfectant.
- 109 midgets, various sexes.
- A wheelbarrow. John Deere brand is the most durable.
- A funnel WITH attaching hose.
- 3 lava lamps.
- A recording of the Chimpunks Christmas Special.
- A chandiellier.
- Peanut oil.
- A Groucho Marx mask.
- A clipboard with graph paper.
- 18 radishes.
109 posted on
05/30/2010 7:00:28 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
To: onyx
Hey, fiance: Are you up for the above?
110 posted on
05/30/2010 7:01:10 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
To: Lazamataz
18 radishes
Radishes? You’ve just made me think of that scene from “Wasabi” when the guy puts the whole fingerful of wasabi in his mouth.
Radishes! They’re not just for breakfast anymore.
111 posted on
05/30/2010 7:05:57 PM PDT by
combat_boots
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