Posted on 05/27/2010 2:39:40 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Girls just wanna have fun, right? Tell that to the folks at the Parkersburg Art Center, West Virginia, and the Lake Lyndsay Lodge, Ohio.
These are really nice halls whose owners rent them out for wedding receptions, dances, and similar genteel occasions. They feature amenities such as crystal vases, silk flowers, pin-tuck tablecloths, statuary, and the like.
On March 6 at Petersburg, and April 9 at Lake Lyndsay, the sisters of a college sorority, with their dates, held dinner dances at the halls, rented for the occasion. As reported by thesmokinggun.com, the college girls made a total shambles of both halls.
What kind of a shambles? Oh, the usual youthful antics--feces, urine, and vomit all over the place; rugs, floors, and ceilings ruined by food-fights and spilled liquor; vases smashed, statues broken, silk flowers torn apart; a sink ruined by a young lady and her beau trying to have sex on top of it; hall attendants assaulted; tables overturned--$47,000 worth of damage to the Parkersburg Art Center, claim the owners.
Kind of reminds you of your senior prom, doesn’t it? Or the time you went to a wedding reception and your foot slid out from under you because you stepped in a pile of… never mind.
How unusual is it for well-to-do young people, college students, to behave like stressed-out laboratory monkeys suddenly let out of their cages? I say laboratory monkeys because normal monkeys in the wild would probably behave better than this. They certainly couldn’t have behaved worse.
I wonder what these girls majored in. We won’t discuss the boys because we don’t know where the girls found them. In fact, we aren’t sure we want to know. But just among the girls, how many future teachers were befouling the expensive tablecloths? How many future counselors, business managers, bureaucrats, or even congresswomen were swinging from the chandeliers?
It’s too depressing to ask how many future wives and mothers. “Gee, honey, I can never take you anywhere!” “Mommy, mommy, the bathroom’s over there…”
Perhaps the capers of a few dozen drunken sluts are an unworthy object of our contemplation. But maybe they are worthy. Maybe they tell us something about this cesspool of a culture that we live in. Surely these incidents can’t be unrelated to a general course of cultural decay.
We live amidst a vast panorama of vulgarity, an incessant bombardment of the crude. You don’t have to seek out the filth; it finds you. You can’t even listen to a news show on the radio without being peppered with smarmy ads for various “male enhancement” products, not to mention news reports of assorted celebrities and politicians disgracing themselves. And then there are the reality shows, movies, video games, the so-called music and all the rest, all belching out the same message--sleaze, sleaze, sleaze: love it, live it, be a part of it, 24/7.
Actually, it’s rather surprising that it’s still safe to rent out a hall at all--but then the sleaze merchants haven’t quite finished with this generation, have they? There are still universities that have not yet hosted “The Vagina Monologues,” or how-I-did-it lectures by porn stars.
Dear Leader says, “America is not a Christian country.” Obviously he’s right. If we as a nation have succeeded in anything at all, these days, we have successfully avoided behaving like a Christian nation.
No, we don’t need no stinkin’ Christian morals. We’re doing just fine with the morality we’ve got.
Just wear galoshes when you go out on the dance floor.
I wonder which one took the biggest dump on the carpet.
I’d say the brunette in the middle or maybe the blonde on the far right.
nevermind.
Who in their right mind (mind you, I replied to your ping, Slings) would reply to a sluts ping?
Buehler? Hello, anyone?
Don't make me post pics.
5 mins later three guys come barging in. hair all wet and VERY pissed, literally.
Luckily for my bud i was the only whitness.
whoops i’m a bad speeler tonight.
I once knew a redhead named Debbie from Dallas.
no make that twice...
You get the al baby award
Drunken sluts in college? No.....
I went to UMass from 85-90 and saw so many frigging girls passed out on sidewalks, stairways, bushes, middle of the living room floor with 50 people partying around her, guys dragging them up to their rooms, morning depression from them etc etc etc.
I THANK GOD that i do not have a daughter.
And don’t you guys tell me your daughter is different.....lol
That would be the funniest thing i heard all week.
I’m a fraternity alum and I keep in touch with the chapter, and having seen both the guys and their lady friends (many of them sorority girls) in action at formals, as lively as they are, they’re generally capable of getting through the night without doing any permanent damage to the hall and (generally) the guest rooms. That’s at hotels. I’d like to think they’d be even better about arts centers and civil rights museums. Now the average run of the mill house parties...well, no, they get rowdy, but even there they generally drink the adult bevs rather than throw them, and they use a bed rather than the plumbing.
And when they do they are, knowingly or not, comparing themselves to animals who have been ‘put out to stud’. The word comes from the Old English word ‘stod’ meaning “herd of horses, or a place where horses are kept for breeding”.
A slut is someone who will not have sex with you.
OR
Someone who has had sex one more time than you.
pretty much yup.
Have you already forgotten that I was not at THE pool party!!!
Somewhere, some how...Lindsey Lohan is involved....and maybe even Billy Jeff Klintoon....you KNOW it...
I also know an Idaho!
Have a nice trip Pete and take your neighbor with you and introduce him to a nice I de ho...
Well, “drunken $hit$” is more accurate, but harder to get in print.
This is Greek life in West Virginia?
Pi Beta Phi ...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0524101sorority1.html
My kinda coeds - ALL action ... NO talk ...
“And the guy involved with her is called what? Exactly?”
Mr. President?/s;) Even x42 didn’t BREAK the sink, for cryin’out loud! This is truly the lowest form of trashiness possible. What man with an ounce of decency would take one of these drunken skanks for his wife or to be the mother of his children?? Yes there is no exact male equivalent for slut, but society used to frown on roues and playboys, indeed on sex before marriage, which kept men at least (somewhat) better in line. We have traditionally held women to higher standards of behavior, until our society came unglued between 1965 and 1980.
That aside, WHY DID NO ONE CALL THE COPS???!!!
Traditionally held ... by definition of men, naturally.
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