I never suggested the spuriousness of your statement had anything to do with your flair for the dramatic; Do you know what an ad hominem fallacy is? Implying that all pit bull owners have small penises, or deal drugs, or don’t care about children in pain. Those are ad hominem attacks.
Side note: I see you are literate. That is enjoyable about your posts.
Add “histrionic” to your list. It was a word you supplied in your earlier post.