Side note: I see you are literate. That is enjoyable about your posts.
Add “histrionic” to your list. It was a word you supplied in your earlier post.
Side note: Why, thank you! It’s always nice to speak with thoughtful individuals, even if they disagree with me. :-)
I think histrionic is a pretty accurate description of the post in question; Stating that one has been ‘mauled’ is bound to evoke a pretty emotional response, and a cry for healing even more. If not meant literally, it seems calculated to draw sympathetic responses, especially in the context of a dog attack.