I, anonymous blogger TitansAFC, would like to take this time to admit that several years ago, prior to my marriage, I had an inappropriate physical relationship with Lindsey Graham.
I will not be discussing the details of that relationship, nor will I be granting any additional interviews about it to members of the media beyond what I have already been compelled to confirm.
I am told that at least one story based upon this information will be published this week. Watching all of this unfold, I have become convinced that the gradual release of this information is deliberately designed to advance this story in the press while simultaneously forcing either evasive answers or denials on my part or on Lindseys part.
That's it.
-—TitansAFC