Those who come from commie states Tell us much about their fates. For average folks the shelves are bare for Commisars food’s always there. For workers there is no health because the Leaders have all the wealth. Tea Party
Illegals hop across the fence Claiming they have no defense. They leave their trash on the highway, drop and squat and claim leeway. They work without license for low pay And send all the money far, far away Tea Party
Al Gore says carbon dioxide is bad The proof is seeing polar bears sad. Science says that’s not true But the media says he’s the guru. So now our future is at stake while India & China get a brake. Tea Party
Don Quixote jousted the windmill And Spain ingested that fateful pill. With unemployment at 30 percent They will now reluctantly relent. But here at home in the USofA They’ll force feed us that pill anyway. Tea Party
Hey the Pres, he bows so cool It makes me laugh to see him rule. His grand parties spare no price yet he says we must sacrifice. The Pres, he says everything’s swell But I think we’re going to h*ll. Tea Party
Hey those Muzzie’s ain’t no threat Only 3,000 died when they crashed that jet. And September eleven two thousand & twelve They’ll open their mosque where those ghosts dwell. Load speakers will blare out their call to prayer With no fear cause it ain’t PC to challenge it there. Tea Party
Good idea, but these need to be shorter and snappier. They don’t work as they are here.
Example:
How do we know CO2 is bad?
Because the polar bears are sad.
Our economy is at stake
While India and China get a break.
No to cap-and-trade
Tea Party
Good Lord
Government corrupt!
Taxes up!
Services down!
Don’t be a clown!
Tea Party
The classic Burma Shave sign has a 4-3-4-3 pattern, like this
Wanted change
But got a dope?
Join with us
For some real hope
Tea Party
Feelin’ gloomy?
Feelin’ alone?
Join a Tea Party
and get in the zone.
Bookmark
Gas is low?
Turn off your air ...
Got no job?
He don’t care!
Tea Party
"These signs
Are not
For laughs alone
The face they save
May be your own" Burma-Shave
Tea Party!
Hope and Change
Is what we thought
Rope and Chains
Is what we got
Tea Party
Great idea, but beware of sign ordinances. The ruling class will stop at nothing to remove signs that tell the truth.
bttt
Gas $4.50?
Bam don’t care
Get on your bike
Save a polar bear
Tea Party
Hoo-Yah!
Leni