[stephenjohnbanker]

TSA = Thugs Stealing All

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

PELOSI ALLIES CLAIM HER POWER WILL BE ENHANCED — BY LOSING!
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0510/37380.html

Man accused of trying to swap baby for beers...
http://wbztv.com/local/baby.for.beer.2.1700066.html
[Al Bundy?]

Condo complex to test dog poop for DNA, charge offending owners $500...
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/Doggie-Doo-Whodunit-93939284.html
[I love it!]

TSA Agent Accused of Stealing Cash from Wheelchair-Bound Woman
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2516521/posts?page=1

Woman Hides Inside Coffin To Avoid Being Arrested...
http://cbs3.com/local/Coffin.Funeral.Home.2.1701504.html

Trained Chimp ‘Can Predict Hurricanes Better Than NOAA’...
http://www.nationalcenter.org/HurricaneForecast.html

France suffers first ‘burka rage’ incident...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/7735607/France-has-first-burka-rage-incident.html

Toilet brush ‘blunder’ death...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2978052/Toilet-brush-blunder-death.html
[Ban toilet brushes? I don’t ‘stink’ so.]

Teacher uses ‘assassination’ of Obama to demonstrate geometry problem...
http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2010/05/jefferson_county_geometry_teac.html
[Leftists taught me not to be outraged with their reaction to similar Bush ‘jokes’.]

New nonprofit restaurant opens: ‘Pay what you want’...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37213165/ns/business-consumer_news
[A fool and his money are soon parted.]

Gore Gives Depressing Commencement Speech On Global Warming...
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/05/18/al_gore_gives_depressing_commencement_speech_on_global_warming.html

COPS: Women tried to zap WENDY’S worker with stun gun; Botched drive-thru order...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0517102wendys1.html
[One fry short of a happy meal. Islam take note — we’re crazy too.]

[Impy]

Thoughtless stinking a-holes.