Posted on 05/12/2010 7:53:19 AM PDT by reaganrevolutionin2010
You might think you were doing a pretty good job of running your own life before youd ever even heard of Michelle Obama, but she knows better than that. Your kids are big fat pigs and so are you, says the First Lady of the United States.(snip)
If youre thinking of having a baby, not so fast, fatso. Front and center, heres the very first recommendation in the report about what an awful slob you are:
(Excerpt) Read more at lucianne.com ...
For someone with a double-wide fat ass herself, she sure gives a lot of do-as-I-say, not-as-I-do advise.
We are probably all better off for ignoring this Michelle person— no one takes her seriously!
Who the Hell is this digiusting pile of teeth, gluts, and limbs that calls itself Michelle Obama, and why on earth should I care what it says about anything at all...
Is it possible that Michelle can disgust me more than her husband?
What is Mrs. Fathag prattling on about now?
I can remember what America was like long ago....when people were free.
Well, Michelle Obama’s right about this... Have you noticed all of the lard ass women in the line at McDonald’s?
She’s 3 axe handles wide across the beam and lecturing us on her 70 point plan to fight obesity? Nah ah.
Malia isn’t chubby. Sasha is. But every vacation time we are treated to photo ops of the first family shoveling sweeties into their gullets. Let’s look for some obama family broccoli-chomping vacation photos this summer.
Interestingly, I know a couple of women who were told to gain weight to help them get and stay pregnant.
“For someone with a double-wide fat ass herself, she sure gives a lot of do-as-I-say, not-as-I-do advise.”
Boy, did you hit it on the head. Someone with as huge an ass and as thick legs as hers should even dare to lecture us about fat . . . incredible. And the fact that this incredible irony is ignored so completely by the RIM is amazing.
That was back when Michelle wasn’t proud of her country.
Have you noticed all the fatties on “public assistance”?
Only thing worse is the buffet lines in Vegas!!!
It’s a common tendency. The heaviest members of my family are typically the quickest to offer diet advice.
Coming from someone with a doublewide ass that has picked up the nickname, The First Wookie, she’s not one to talk.
You and those hippopotamus legs.
And some hikes and swimming.
Michelle Von Holstein needs a full length mirror. Does she truly believe we can’t SEE the bloated irony being squeezed out of those stupid belts she wears?? No one has a waist located 2 inches below her boobs. High-waisted? I think NOT
Lucky I was 10 pounds over weight when I got pregnant, because I lost 25 pounds due to nausea. Any more and I would have been hospitalized. I only gained 25 pounds during the pregnancy, so I ended up being the same 10 pounds over weight that I was pre-pregnancy. What the hell gives this woman the idea that I care what she thinks about my fertility and fat?
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