Posted on 05/04/2010 1:13:42 PM PDT by txroadkill
Oprah wasn’t close by, nevermind....
I am sure that was the intention, but it seems the current group of bombers are incompetent.
Somebody call the Mayor of NYC and KC for their opinion!
The following people have been taken into custody for questioning: Jim McVey, Jerry Nickles, and Ned Sazinski.
“Ground crews said they noticed something strange about the luggage and were working to remove it when it exploded”.
What could possibly be “strange” about small luggage?
It must have had a Tea Party bumper sticker on it or something.
Thank goodness these foreigners don’t know how to set a clock or it would have exploded on in flight.
Last time I was on a plane my Sprite bottle in my bag, in the overhead, exploded.
I saw a white guy taking off his coat at the security line.
Someone put out an APB
That looks like a KLM jet to me on that photo.
Were you flying back into town with a bag full of “Misty Man” body spray again?
“Mark my words. Mark my words. It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We’re about to elect a brilliant 47-year old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here if you don’t remember anything else I said. Watch, we’re gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy. And he’s gonna have to make some really tough - I don’t know what the decision’s gonna be, but I promise you it will occur. As a student of history and having served with seven presidents, I guarantee you it’s gonna happen. I can give you at least four or five scenarios from where it might originate. And he’s gonna need help. And the kind of help he’s gonna need is, he’s gonna need you, not financially to help him, we’re gonna need you to use your influence, your influence within the community, to stand with him. Because it’s not gonna be apparent initially, it’s not gonna be apparent that we’re right. Because all these decisions, all these decisions, once they’re made if they work, then they weren’t viewed as a crisis. If they don’t work, it’s viewed as you didn’t make the right decision, a little bit like how we hesitated so long dealing with Bosnia and dealing with Kosovo, and consequently 200,000 people lost their lives that maybe didn’t have to lose lives. It’s how we made a mistake in Iraq. We made a mistake in Somalia. So there’s gonna be some tough decisions. They may emanate from the Middle East. They may emanate from the sub-continent. They may emanate from Russia’s newly-emboldened position because they’re floating in a sea of oil.” Vice President (then Senator) Joseph Biden, Sunday, October 19, 2008
“Somebody call the Mayor of NYC and KC for their opinion!”
Oh, please don’t.....
KLM 747 from Amsterdam
Big Sis will be on the news tonight, telling us how the system worked.
He’s probably hiding in that white van driven by the Christian militia responsible for those shootings in DC a couple of years ago.
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