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Why Zombie Movies Don’t Begin in Texas
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| April 30, 2010
| Shannon Love
Posted on 04/30/2010 2:36:22 PM PDT by conservativegirl
http://chicagoboyz.net/archives/12731.html
spot on!
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bloggersandpersonal; chat; guns; happyending; texas
funny
To: conservativegirl
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posted on
04/30/2010 2:42:08 PM PDT
by
A.A. Cunningham
(Barry Soetoro is a Kenyan communist)
To: conservativegirl
And here I thought it was because the chainsaw guy didn’t want the neighborhood going downhill...
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posted on
04/30/2010 2:43:58 PM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: Smokin' Joe
I always knew that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was fiction. Everybody knows there aren't any chainsaws in Texas, because there ain't no trees!
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posted on
04/30/2010 4:00:42 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Yo-Yo
Everybody knows there aren't any chainsaws in Texas, because there ain't no trees! Everyone knows there aren't any jobs in Michigan because everyone with brains left the place.
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posted on
04/30/2010 4:02:42 PM PDT
by
TWfromTEXAS
(Life is the one choice that pro choicers will not support.)
To: conservativegirl
No one I know would have to go to their truck.......
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posted on
04/30/2010 5:03:39 PM PDT
by
Feckless
(Don't care where he was born. The oath I took said "...against all enemies, foreign and domestic".)
To: Yo-Yo
“The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was fiction. Everybody knows there aren’t any chainsaws in Texas, because there ...”
It is an absurd movie. If it had been anywhere close to reality, the cute Texas chick would have pulled out a 1911 A1 and blown away the clown with the chainsaw.
In addition, no Texan would be caught dead with a chainsaw that tiny. What is that a butter knife?
To: Yo-Yo
"Everybody knows there aren't any chainsaws in Texas, because there ain't no trees!" Try telling that to my 65 acres of the Northeast Texas Piney Woods...
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posted on
04/30/2010 8:28:01 PM PDT
by
TXnMA
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! REPEAT San Jacinto!!)
To: Yo-Yo
Everybody knows there aren't any chainsaws in Texas, because there ain't no trees! We kept our chainsaws in North Dakota. You never know when one might pop up.
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posted on
04/30/2010 9:37:04 PM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: conservativegirl
Yep, I always thought that if there were a zombie outbreak there would be a limit set during hunting season. Competition for “tags” would be stiff.
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posted on
05/01/2010 2:55:21 AM PDT
by
glorgau
To: TXnMA
Try telling that to my 65 acres of the Northeast Texas Piney Woods... Yeah, I always find it amusing when I talk to people that get their image of Texas from spaghetti westerns (movies).
A large part of Texas is desert, but the part that isn't desert is bigger than most other states. Even if you remove the plains of north Texas and the coastal scrub of south Texas, the hill country and east Texas have a huge amount of heavily forested areas.
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posted on
05/02/2010 3:32:27 PM PDT
by
justlurking
(The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
To: justlurking; Yo-Yo
Yeah -- I remember westerns where folks going from Houston to Galveston in the early 1800s traveled
all the way by stagecoach -- and the terrain was desert -- with big, dry mountains in the background... ;-)
Reminds me of scenes where folks shot with a shotgun are blown 20 feet hackward and through a wall -- and the shooter stands right there on his hind legs and never flinches.
Sorta like folks who get their mental image of G_d from the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel...
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Texas surprises lots of folks. We're 4 miles from the LA border, and we had a sergeant from MA who stopped off for a visit when driving through to his new assignment at Fort Bliss. He said he'd pop back on the weekend to go fishing with me. I told him to give me a call to set a date when he got to El Paso... <LOL!!!>
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posted on
05/03/2010 2:59:29 AM PDT
by
TXnMA
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! REPEAT San Jacinto!!)
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