To: Smokin' Joe
I always knew that The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was fiction. Everybody knows there aren't any chainsaws in Texas, because there ain't no trees!
4 posted on
04/30/2010 4:00:42 PM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Yo-Yo
Everybody knows there aren't any chainsaws in Texas, because there ain't no trees! Everyone knows there aren't any jobs in Michigan because everyone with brains left the place.
5 posted on
04/30/2010 4:02:42 PM PDT by
TWfromTEXAS
(Life is the one choice that pro choicers will not support.)
To: Yo-Yo
“The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was fiction. Everybody knows there aren’t any chainsaws in Texas, because there ...”
It is an absurd movie. If it had been anywhere close to reality, the cute Texas chick would have pulled out a 1911 A1 and blown away the clown with the chainsaw.
In addition, no Texan would be caught dead with a chainsaw that tiny. What is that a butter knife?
To: Yo-Yo
"Everybody knows there aren't any chainsaws in Texas, because there ain't no trees!" Try telling that to my 65 acres of the Northeast Texas Piney Woods...
8 posted on
04/30/2010 8:28:01 PM PDT by
TXnMA
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! REPEAT San Jacinto!!)
To: Yo-Yo
Everybody knows there aren't any chainsaws in Texas, because there ain't no trees! We kept our chainsaws in North Dakota. You never know when one might pop up.
9 posted on
04/30/2010 9:37:04 PM PDT by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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