Posted on 04/29/2010 9:11:26 PM PDT by Scythian
I did not write this, it was posted somewhere else and I copied it in here ...
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in our Country lately:
Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida. . . . Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation...
* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq...why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.
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And just who is going to dig the moat?
Any illegals that volunteer to dig the moat can stay.
Bravo to whoever wrote it!!
I think we should build a new canal. Think of the shipping boon it would be. It would create jobs and cut out the Panama Canal.
“And just who is going to dig the moat?”
We have many good guys around the country who have small business owners with graders, loaders and backhoes who are really hurting because of the economy. Let’s put them all to work.
I read the first part of this a couple years ago. I think it’s from Maxine.
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