Government Report Says Global Warming May Cause Cancer, Mental Illness

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[LibLieSlayer]

Grant wh0res... just shoot them... defunding does nothing... it never happens anyway... just gather them up and put them against the wall... that is what they want to do to you and me!

LLS

[LonePalm]

... not to mention bunions, warts, and piles.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[screaminsunshine]

I do not know about cancer but it is definatly driving me crazy.

[drbuzzard]

The funniest part of the article is how it states that the studies demand more money for their study without really having any data. What a bunch of con artists.

[TPOOH]

Correction.........

"Government Report Says Global Warming proponents have Mental Illness."

[Venturer]

You bet me to it. Global Warming has caused Mental Illness to so many Government agencies and Democrats and tax greedy politicians that it is epidemic.

[Gene Eric]

>> “and the potentially negative side-effect of green technologies.”

Mercury?

[MortMan]

BELIEF in global warming is a sign of mental illness.

[NTHockey]

Exhibit #1 of Mental Illness- Al Gore
Exhibit #2 - rest of the RATs

[John O]

I'm pretty certain global warming is also resetting my VCR clock to blink 12:00 all the time and I strongly suspect that global warming has been stealing socks out of my dryer.

It may also be causing occasional irregularity, hangnails, morning breath, and monthly bleeding in women.

Damn, this global warming is bad stuff.

[domeika]

Why are all the planets heating up, not just Earth? Any idiot could surmise that if it’s all of them, it’s bigger than just us, and external....unless they have a different agenda, like taxing every breatth you take, and every single item that you purchase.

[Jack Hammer]

In other words, ‘Hey, Uncle Sugar, give us LOTS MORE of those BIG grants and LUCRATIVE research contracts...’

[Diogenesis]

“Fannie Mae Chief Executive Officer Franklin Raines, two of his top underlings and select
individuals in the "green" movement were inventing a patented system to trade residential carbon credits.
Patent No. 6904336 was approved by the U.S. Patent and Trade Office on Nov. 7, 2006 --
the day after Democrats took control of Congress. Former Sen. John Sununu, R-N.H.,
criticized the award at the time, pointing out that it had "nothing to do with Fannie Mae's charter, nothing to do with making mortgages more affordable."

"It wasn't about mortgages. It was about greenbacks. The patent, which Fannie Mae confirmed it still owns with Cantor Fitzgerald subsidiary CO2e.com, gives the mortgage giant a lock on the fledgling carbon trading market, thus also giving it a major financial stake in the success of cap-and-trade legislation."

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“Here comes the next bubble -- carbon trading
Forget CDOs and other inventions of the great credit bubble. That’s all old hat.
Investment bankers are moving on to an area of securities trading that is potentially even
more lucrative, and what’s more, even has a social value – saving the planet.
….According to Mr Schapiro, carbon trading is now the fastest growing commodities
market on earth. Since Kyoto signatories bought in to the cap and trade concept in 2005,
there have been more than $300bn carbon transactions, prompting several investment
banks, including Goldman Sachs and Barclays, to set up their own carbon trading desks.
But that’s just the start. If President Obama and his supporters can institute a cap-and-
trade system in the United States – and that’s a big if for this increasingly marooned
presidency – demand could explode into a $2 to $3 trillion market.

And here’s the great thing about it. Unlike traditional commodities markets, which will
eventually involve delivery to someone in physical form, the carbon market is based on
lack of delivery of an invisible substance to no-one. Since the market revolves around
creating carbon credits, or finding carbon reduction projects whose benefits can then be
sold to those with a surplus of emissions, it is entirely intangible.

“Carbon developers”, many of them employed by large multinationals, travel the world
in search of carbon reduction projects to sell, while firms of carbon accountants have been
established to verify on the United Nations’ behalf that those reductions are real.
The whole thing, though well intentioned, looks wide open to abuse and scams. “

[decisis]

GW also turned Rachel Maddow into a man.

[New Jersey Realist]

Global Warming can cause ALGOREitis. One of the symptoms of ALGoreitis is you can’t get rid of the image of his stupid face! I’m sure there are many, many more if we examine this more closely.

[Lazamataz]

A new government report says global warming could lead to an increase in both cancer and mental illness worldwide

The VERY FIRST sign of that mental illness is an unreasoning belief in gorebull warming.