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THE ONION SHUTS DOWN: "NO MORE SATIRE POSSIBLE"
Lazamataz created this | April 17, 2010 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 04/18/2010 6:27:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

My day job is editing magazines. You had the germ of a good idea there, but if you intend to be a professional writer you’ll need to eliminate the spelling and grammatical errors.


121 posted on 04/18/2010 7:07:17 PM PDT by drubyfive
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To: Lazamataz

ROFLMAO!


123 posted on 04/18/2010 10:28:52 PM PDT by Freedom'sWorthIt (Jesus is coming for His Bride Very Very Soon - Please Turn to Him Now!)
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To: cripplecreek; John Semmens; Arthur Wildfire! March; darkangel82

Luckily. I love the Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/all-sports-to-cease-so-skip-bayless-has-nothing-to,17267/


124 posted on 04/19/2010 1:47:02 AM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN | NO "INDIVIDUAL MANDATE"!!!!!!!)
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To: drubyfive

Yeah I saw them after I posted it. Thanks for the compliment you were able to pay, and the constructive criticism (after you were SO MEAN to me). ;)


125 posted on 04/19/2010 2:18:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Terry Mross
These people don’t understand what satire is.

Or care. Most things are expendable to the left in order to be in power. More and more things are expendable in order to stay in power.

126 posted on 04/19/2010 4:13:32 AM PDT by oyez (The difference in genius and stupidity is that genius has it limits.)
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To: Impy

Rush seems to like it too. Laz fooled me. What can I say?


127 posted on 04/19/2010 5:16:41 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (Weakening McCain strengthens our borders, weakens guest worker aka amnesty)
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To: Lazamataz

I filed your headline and browsed for other news. I thought, the Onion? Rush quotes that. Been around since Laz founded it? 1713? OK, well, that’s pretty symbolic. So I pinged my FRiends and began noticing some odd responses. Uups. You got me.


128 posted on 04/19/2010 5:18:40 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (Weakening McCain strengthens our borders, weakens guest worker aka amnesty)
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To: Big Giant Head; Marie Antoinette

Ping


129 posted on 04/19/2010 5:20:04 AM PDT by listenhillary (Capitalism = billions raised from poverty, Socialism = billions reduced to starvation)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

I love you, Arthur.


130 posted on 04/19/2010 6:12:11 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Lazamataz
"If Dems Lose, Will Obama Win?" More evidence of why The Onion shut it's doors.
131 posted on 04/19/2010 6:38:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Lazamataz

“I love you, Arthur.”

[Smile fades.] Get away from me! [Melodramatic panic.]


132 posted on 04/19/2010 8:20:14 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (Weakening McCain strengthens our borders, weakens guest worker aka amnesty)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

(grope)


133 posted on 04/19/2010 8:43:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m telling Obama’s safe school czar about you.


134 posted on 04/19/2010 8:54:58 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (Weakening McCain strengthens our borders, weakens guest worker aka amnesty)
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To: Lazamataz
Dogpile hits: Obama's “Safe School” Czar Promotes Teaching Fisting to Teens ... Obama's “Safe School” Czar Promotes Teaching Fisting to Teens. Personally Hid Report of Pedophilia ? Right Wing News ^. Posted on 12/09/2009 8:37:31 AM PST ... www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2403783/posts • Found on: Google, Bing At the president's pleasure (Obama's safe school czar encourages ... ok... this is just insane. one of the idiots that brought us FISTGATE is actually the "safe school" czar?! are you kidding me? ... www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2349484/posts • Found exclusively on: Google Breaking: Obama's "Safe Schools Czar" Is Promoting Porn in ... To: IbJensen. The Safe School Czar is a Pedophile. 11 posted on 12/04/2009 5:49:24 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey) ... www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2400100/posts?... • Found exclusively on: Yahoo! Search Planned Parenthood Partnered in Safe School Czar's "Fistgate" Scandals Obama's Homosexual "Safe School Czar" Tells God "Screw You, Buddy" in Memoir http://www.lifesitenews.com/ldn/2009/sep/09092409.html ... www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2404135/posts • Found exclusively on: Google Do We Have a Right to Know If Candidates Are Gay? 1) Because Kevin Jennings, Obama's Safe School Czar, who has lived out his endorsement of sex between adult men and boys, has received tacit approval ...
135 posted on 04/19/2010 8:58:04 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (Weakening McCain strengthens our borders, weakens guest worker aka amnesty)
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March
I’m telling Obama’s safe school czar about you.

That just made me feel all tingly.

136 posted on 04/19/2010 9:03:38 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: Lazamataz

Great post!

At first I thought it came from the Onion. I'm sorry to see them go out of business. Maybe Obama will buy them out because they are too big to fail. Does the Onion Got Union?

137 posted on 04/19/2010 12:11:23 PM PDT by Theophilus ('a dog is smarter than its tail', but if the tail were smarter, then the tail would 'wag the dog'.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOLOL!!!


138 posted on 04/19/2010 12:14:34 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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To: Lazamataz

No kidding.


139 posted on 04/22/2010 7:08:11 AM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Lazamataz

BTTT


140 posted on 07/01/2010 2:21:33 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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