Riiigght.
Here’s what you really did:
10:00am – Get out of bed and go to the couch to wait for the welfare check to show up. In the meantime, I sit around pullin’ hits off the bong, soaking in as much librul media as I can, laugh at how stupid the RightWingNuts Stanley Hubbard, Rupert Murdoch, Gannett, Knight-Ridder, and Clear Channel are to allow their media conglomerates be used indoctrinate the populace with librul ideas.
1:00 – The welfare checks only come twice a month so the other 28 afternoons that I’m not at the casino to cash and spend my check I’m free to pick up a few extra bucks driving my sky-blue Cadillac around to force women to go to the abortion clinic. They pay $20 dollars for every woman I bring in with a $50 bonus for every teenage daughter of a registered Republican. On Thursdays I have a regular gig recruiting homosexuals by passing out literature at the local middle school. The best technique is to tell them how great it is to be gay because nobody ever bothers you and especially because they’ll have all kinds of special rights– again $50 bonus for every teenage recruit whose parent is a registered Republican.
4:20 – Back home for a few more pulls off the bong.
5:00 – Night School at the Academy for Communist Conspiracy and World Domination. Most courses are dedicated to the subversion of small businesses and other capitalist enterprises, but two nights a week are dedicated to eco-terrorrism where we learn cool things like torching SUVs.
9:00 - ??? – Satanic gatherings sponsored by the ACLU. We usually drink the blood of fetuses after we take acid, then we conjure pagan spirits to force G*d out of ‘murika.
Then it’s back to bed to do it all over again.
Damn! Do you know this dude?
Perfect!
what ever would we do if we didn’t have a Govt hey?
ARF
maybe the troll could explain why the Govt runs things into the ground as there is not one thing they run well and then they want now the health care where the Govt needs to know how much I have in the bank and why is the IRS coming after people who do not get what the Govt wants me to pay for?
There had to have been at least one wank during the routine...