Michelle Obama gets a facelift from Good Housekeeping

sfgate.com ^ | 4/8/10 | Margot Magowan

[Nachum]

First problem: there's still a magazine called Good Housekeeping.

Magazines and newspapers are dying left and right, the whole publishing industry is imploding, yet Good Housekeeping lives on? It survives not only to give women crucial tips on vacuuming, ironing, or what Febreeze actually is, but to produce a commemorative "125th Anniversary Collector's Issue" graced with the creepiest cover photo of Michelle Obama I've ever seen.

This from Jezebel's Jessica Coen:

The entire bottom half of Michelle's face seems to have been replaced, her forehead has been nicely tightened, and the entire right (our left) side of her face seems to have scored some extreme chiseling. A solid helmet head and weird lighting finish off her look.

Michelle Obama is a stunning woman in every way-- why did Good Housekeeping transform her into a waxy, Stepford wife, lips and teeth bossed and glossed, hands clasped primly just under the appropriately wifey headline: "Keeping her marriage close, raising her girls and overcoming her biggest fear."

[Eye of Unk]

One word...

BONDO

[stylecouncilor]

ping

[stylecouncilor]

LOLOLOLOL! I’m adding that as one of the keywords!!

[angcat]

She still gross.

[Bookwoman]

And she has the gall to lecture ANYONE on what they eat?

[patriot08]

:)

[patriot08]

[Palladin]

I see you kids got very naughty last night after I went to bed.

Obama says that this thread is er....um...harumph...snort:

“INAPPROPRIATE!”

(but damn funny!)

[fatima]

I’m innocent it’s all onyx’s fault.Hehehehehe

[onyx]

LOL. Like fatima said, I’m the badder one.

[fatima]

It was fun to stay up late for a change :)It really does get silly Hehehehehe

[onyx]

LOL. We had a lot of fun last night.

[fatima]

Yea we did.I was laughing this morning when I woke up.

[Vor Lady]

Thanks for the photoshop ping.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Ping!
Bump!