Posted on 04/08/2010 6:38:39 PM PDT by Nachum
First problem: there's still a magazine called Good Housekeeping.
Magazines and newspapers are dying left and right, the whole publishing industry is imploding, yet Good Housekeeping lives on? It survives not only to give women crucial tips on vacuuming, ironing, or what Febreeze actually is, but to produce a commemorative "125th Anniversary Collector's Issue" graced with the creepiest cover photo of Michelle Obama I've ever seen.
This from Jezebel's Jessica Coen:
The entire bottom half of Michelle's face seems to have been replaced, her forehead has been nicely tightened, and the entire right (our left) side of her face seems to have scored some extreme chiseling. A solid helmet head and weird lighting finish off her look.
Michelle Obama is a stunning woman in every way-- why did Good Housekeeping transform her into a waxy, Stepford wife, lips and teeth bossed and glossed, hands clasped primly just under the appropriately wifey headline: "Keeping her marriage close, raising her girls and overcoming her biggest fear."
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
Im sure Michelle is happy... they put her head on some small skinny womans body.
LOL! Exactly right, keepitreal!
Unbelievable... I've never seen so much airbrushing in my life.
every option just made me gag.
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LOL!! I know the feeling.
Possible. I don’t think MO is a lesbo, but I would bet my life that Obongo was gay and is now bi. MO is just manly and he is girly. She rules the roost in that house too.
Gagging again. I think I’ll go watch Jerry Springer’s show...lol.
Or she wore a thong(do they make them in 3xxx) and it slipped over to the side and released her massive bush. She’s just nasty. I don’t think Obongo gives a flying *&5$% what she wears. I think he’s much more interested in seeing Reggie wearing nothing.
So it looks like size A bra and Xlarge jock strap.
So is a medusa. I would stay away from both.
LOL. Stop now. LOL.
Poor thing’s a mess. Looks plastic.
Nah it’s not Depends, it’s a jock strap. :P
If either of them are on the cover, the cover goes in the garbage before I even bring the mail in.
Tell fatima what it is.
And, you have to admit, whoever’s body they have put her head on is actually very well dressed (another clue).
Many years ago I worked in graphic design. That is some serious airbrushing on that magazine cover!
Good Houskeeping: The maid smacked her in the face with a mop!
It’s awful. Look at her teeth, for crying out loud!
Thong :) God bless Her.It’s all downhill from here.
Transvestite. I don’t doubt the kids are theirs, or at least hers, but having kids means nothing and I mean nothing. not nowadays. There is an antique shop that we visit once in a while. 2 guys own the shop. One is obviously a homo, the other nice looking, muscular and masculine. One day he has 2 kids in there and they were his. I commented on how cute they were and he said he gets them every weekend, some holidays and summer. The conversation went on from there and turns out their new step “mom” is his new homo boyfriend. Their are also plentyy of lessies that have kids.
There is no denying that MO is masculine and BO is feminine. She sits and walks like a man, he sits and walks like a woman.
Aunt Esther isn't impressed...
She suggests to MEshell to work on that evil eye,...
Coz yo' damn sho' don' wanna long-legged mac daddy rollin' ya on up!
More like "tornadobrushing".
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