[Vigilanteman]

Figuring that beauty distracts from suspicion, Sanclemente recruited in Argentina "pretty and discreet young women" . . .

Unfortunately, it does. My Daddy told me that God gave man enough blood circulation to supply either their brain or their penis, but never both at the same time,

[posterchild]

55 kilos of cocaine in the suitcase

The weight alone, for one suitcase, is suspicious.

[Teacher317]

Party foul for not including pics... and a Google search of "colombian models" is surprisingly disappointing. Here's one of the better results, from the third page...

[BushCountry]

How do we do it here? Not guilty!

[posterchild]

...surgically enhanced breasts and a redone nose...

Dampens any enthusiasm I would have had for pics.

[a fool in paradise]

With this and other information, police in Argentina are looking for Angie Jeaneth Sanclemente Valencia, a dethroned Colombian beauty queen and lingerie model who, according to authorities, led a band of beautiful women who transported cocaine from Buenos Aires into several European countries.

Wasn't this the plot of an Andy Sidaris movie?

Sidaris was best known for his Bullets, Bombs, and Babes series of B-movies produced between 1985 and 1998. These films featured a rotating "stock company" of actors mostly made up of Playboy Playmates and Penthouse "Pets", including Julie Strain, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, Cynthia Brimhall, Roberta Vasquez, Julie K. Smith, Shae Marks, and Wendy Hamilton. Several of his films were done wholly or largely in Shreveport using many local actors or actors with local ties.

Before the B-movies, Sidaris was a pioneer in sports television. He directed coverage of hundreds of football and basketball games, Olympic events, and special programs and won seven Emmy awards for his work in the field. His best known work was with ABC's Wide World of Sports; he was the show's first director, and continued in that post for 25 years.

[a fool in paradise]

I’m sure Bill Clinton is connected to all of this somehow...

[Woebama]

Pablo Neruda is a marxist poet, yes?

[mywholebodyisaweapon]

Sounds like she changed her name to Julie Banderas and went to work for Fox News.

[Erasmus]

The network of model-mules [...]

"modules"

[walford]

Using supermodels as drug mules is an excellent idea. You can hide dozens of kilos on them before they would weigh as much as a normal person.

[Redcitizen]

Ping for later “read”. (actually for the pictures. =)