[Jewbacca]

Of course evil JOOOOs did it.

We used secret Jew mind control techniques on Osama Bin Laden to hide John Edward’s love child, who was going to be the Annoited One in our cabal with Prince Charles and the gold standard.

We then utilized helicopters with contrail tinfoil droppings in order to drain the blood of the freemasons who worked at Burger King.

This, of course, was done at the Behest of the Pope, who is actually part of the Freemason Illuminati designated by Ronald Wilson Reagan (or “6 6 6”) in conjunction with Rahm Emannuel, Joseph Smith, and Flip Wilson.

[nolongerademocrat]

hahaha

[ArrogantBustard]

OBTW, you weren’t supposed to tell that bit about the Pope yet ... it’s still Double Secret. So is the Jesuit involvement ... so don’t mention it.

[chesley]

Damn! I KNEW it. :)

Whatever’s wrong with the world, you just GOTTA know the Jews are behind it.

I mean, people just don’t screw up unless there’s a conspiracy somewhere. Right?