Posted on 03/12/2010 8:32:07 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
b>AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Cannot wait to finish this case, majorly relieved it is Friday PINGS.
IBTF
In before the fun ;-)
Thanks for the ping.
It’s going to be a busy(but fun) show today I think.......Can’t wait for Rush’s Vocal Vibrations to start.....
* Sings *
James Brown’s body is a’missing from the crypt...
Timothy Leary was right (in a leftist kind of way)when he said,
“Don’t trust anyone over 30” ... years in office.
“Don’t trust anyone over 30” ... years as a liberal professor.
OLD FART LIST
Pelosi
Reid
Waxman
Rangle
Bird
TGIF.
Cannot wait to finish this case,
I’m just starting on mine...got about 20 more to go!
Timothy Leary was right (in a leftist kind of way)when he said,
“Don’t trust anyone over 3 ... years in office.
“Don’t trust anyone over 3 ... years as a liberal professor.
There................fixed it ;-)
The Pelosi/Reid bunch look like the blind
sodomites searching for the door. Their
lust to pass StealthCare is so powerful,
they don’t even realize they are blind.
—Genesis 19—
3 years?... my bad. LOL!
Obama is back in town to terrorize, or buy off the pols.
Should be ripe for the pickens ;-)
T.G.I.F
Y’all check out this thread on Andrew Breitbart’s tapes of HUD employees trying to secure loans way above the value of the homes... especially hoosiermama’s comment at #20:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2469395/posts?page=35
Andrew turned them over to ABC to see what they’d do.
Houses of Landrieu and Cuomo could get hot this afternoon.
Too bad Holder will ignore this crime.
Go Figure.........
Obama Advocates Domestic Violence (Rush mention)
http://www.freerepublic.com/%5Ehttp://www.therealitycheck.org/?p=12220
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