Posted on 03/07/2010 8:52:23 AM PST by Sub-Driver
Moore: Democrats are 'going to get an ass-whoopin' of biblical proportions' By Tony Romm - 03/07/10 09:08 AM ET Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore on Sunday railed on Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, predicting, "Democrats on Election Day 2010 are going to get an ass-whoopin' of biblical proportions if things don't change right now."
In an open letter to the White House, Moore placed the blame for Democrats' dismal electoral prospects in 2010 squarely on the shoulders of Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, recently a popular target for liberals dissatisfied with the White House's handling of healthcare.
While Moore praised the sitting chief of staff for long being a "no apologies, take-no-prisoners fighting machine," he ultimately said Emanuel had "turned into a fighter -- not of Republicans, but of the left."
"Well, you and the Democrats have been in charge now for over a year and not one banking regulation has been reinstated. We don't have universal health care. The war in Afghanistan has escalated. And tens of thousands of Americans continue to lose their jobs and be thrown out of their homes," Moore wrote.
"You're such a good guy, Mr. President," Moore added. "Yet, you kept on saying you still believed in bipartisanship. Well, if you really want bipartisanship, just go ahead and let the Republicans win in November. Then you'll get all the bipartisanship you want."
Consequently, Moore later implored President Barack Obama to "replace Rahm with me." He subsequently offered to serve as chief of staff for $1 a day, while living in the White House basement.
"Now, don't get too giddy with excitement over my offer, because you and I are going to be up at 5 in the morning, 7 days a week and I am going to get you pumped up for battle every single day," Moore continued.
Continued Moore: "Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks and you will repeat after me: THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ELECTED ME, NOT THE REPUBLICANS, TO RUN THE COUNTRY! I AM IN CHARGE! I WILL ORDER ALL OBSTRUCTIONISTS OUTTA MY WAY! IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M DOING THEY CAN THROW MY ASS OUT IN 2012. IN THE MEANTIME, I CALL THE SHOTS ON THEIR BEHALF! NOW, CONGRESS, DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!"
You’re welcome.
“Consequently, Moore later implored President Barack Obama to “replace Rahm with me.” He subsequently offered to serve as chief of staff for $1 a day, while living in the White House basement.”
I have to say, that’s pret darn funny...that’s about the level of expertise of this WH, in any case...bwaaaahahaha
I’ll bet he’s going to get a consulting job at the White House after this.
Really ?
Moore is right for all the wrong reasons.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sniff... wipes tears way....
Chuckle, that just seemed so wrong. Naw, that was funnier that crap.
Not only does he have an ass...
What a fat, deluded, moonbat asshat he is.
Right. Have a triple cheeseburger. Enjoy all the cholesterol.
He cannot do ten jumping jacks, I bet, much less 100.
ROFL!!
The fat slob will be dead in eight days with that kind of schedule.
Try not to imagine Naked Rahn and Naked Michael confronting each other in the shower.
I TOLD You, Don’t Do IT!
Now STOP IT!
Moore is smart enough to realize that Democrats are in trouble. But what he can’t do is blame their socialist agenda for their troubles because that would mean that his agenda is also unpopular and loopy. For that reason, he’s going blame the Dem’s troubles on not running to the left fast enough. It’s all he can do. His fifteen minutes are up.
LMAO
You want a double order of fries with that steaming cup of STFU coffee? Mike?
Looks like he washes down a couple of pounds of salt pork with a large mug of melted lard for breakfast.
100 jumping jacks - yeah, sure Michael - go back to dreaming of eating.
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