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Doctors to Obama: Come back at 50 (He's a healthy Hussein alert)
Chicago Tribune ^ | February 28, 2010 | Mark Silva

Posted on 02/28/2010 9:23:54 AM PST by Zakeet

Asked about his morning checkup, the president signals a thumbs-up.

President Barack Obama got a physical examination this morning at the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Md.

He arrived there by helicopter at about 6:40 am EST. The physical was performed by Dr. Jeff Kuhlman, a Navy captain and head of the White House medical unit, according to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs.

Some preliminary testing had taken place earlier, and the physical lasted about an hour and a half.

Kuhlman had this recommendation for Obama, according to Gibbs: Come back for another physical in August 2011 -- when the president turns 50.

(Excerpt) Read more at swamppolitics.com ...


TOPICS: Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bethesda; bho44; fifth100days; medicine; oobama; physicalexam; pufflist
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The doctors found the Wee Wee was spineless, heartless and gutless ... with only two moving parts ... both of which were interchangeable

1 posted on 02/28/2010 9:23:54 AM PST by Zakeet
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Did he tell him to quit smoking? Any mention of that?


2 posted on 02/28/2010 9:25:25 AM PST by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Freedom's Fortress")
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To: Zakeet

Drug Test
Insanity Test
Results?
25th


3 posted on 02/28/2010 9:25:53 AM PST by capacommie
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To: Zakeet

I still believe he has some kind of embarrassing medical condition- like genital warts or something.


4 posted on 02/28/2010 9:26:24 AM PST by Krankor (nO)
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To: Zakeet

Headline: Perfect President found in Perfect Health,
Doctors say. “It’s amazing, he broke all our fitness
machines!”.


5 posted on 02/28/2010 9:26:35 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Zakeet

I didn’t know they could get the results of a Pap smear back that quick.


6 posted on 02/28/2010 9:27:01 AM PST by digger48
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To: Zakeet

I disagree with Obama completely but I hope he is in good health and lives to be an old gray hair man with plenty of grandchildren who have lifetime memberships in the NRA while voting republican.

Let the DU nut jobs wish strokes,cancer, assassinations etc on politicians. We conservatives are better than that.


7 posted on 02/28/2010 9:29:50 AM PST by Le Chien Rouge
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To: Zakeet
Nasal Passages open? High Protein Diet? Check.

Lungs operative? Check.

Hearing OK? Check.


8 posted on 02/28/2010 9:31:02 AM PST by FormerACLUmember (The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule. - H. L. Menken.)
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To: Zakeet

He is schedule for a 4 hour intensive operation to remove his head from his ass.


9 posted on 02/28/2010 9:35:55 AM PST by Gaffer ("Profling: The only profile I need is a chalk outline around their dead ass!")
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To: digger48

You owe me keyboard!!!


10 posted on 02/28/2010 9:36:31 AM PST by Gaffer ("Profling: The only profile I need is a chalk outline around their dead ass!")
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To: Zakeet

I thought he went to a vet for health care


11 posted on 02/28/2010 9:37:08 AM PST by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: Zakeet

Here’s hoping old Adolf Judas Obama keeps puffin on those Kools.


12 posted on 02/28/2010 9:51:49 AM PST by exile (I will NOT submit.)
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Actually his health plan is going for the less costly Navelvisualoptomy...where they replace your navel with glass because you head is so far up your ass, you cannot see where you are going.


13 posted on 02/28/2010 10:12:22 AM PST by Mouton
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To: Zakeet

14 posted on 02/28/2010 10:12:29 AM PST by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spirito Sancto.)
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To: Zakeet

Gee old Bam better be careful, can’t trust them government doctors......remember what happened to poor old Murtha...went in for a routine gall bladder operation......and now he’s gone.


15 posted on 02/28/2010 10:12:47 AM PST by kenmcg (uicl)
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To: Zakeet

Under ObamaCare, all of us will be able to get a comprehensive checkup at 6:40 AM on a Sunday, if we wish.

OTOH, that is pretty early for Bambi to have to roll out of bed! I bet he was thinking, “Dang, don’t they know how late we party here at The People’s House?” When does he show up at the Oval Office in his flip flops, 10 AM?


16 posted on 02/28/2010 10:15:24 AM PST by GnuHere
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To: FormerACLUmember

Your post cracked me up.


17 posted on 02/28/2010 10:15:42 AM PST by jersey117
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They won't give us the results, I'm betting.

When President Bush got a physical, every detail was published (nothing to hide).

Not with Clinton, and not with Obama (lots to hide).

18 posted on 02/28/2010 10:18:45 AM PST by ohioWfan (Proud Mom of a Bronze Star recipient!)
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To: Zakeet
Did he pass as:

A Swishing Girlie Boy Metro Sexual:

OR as A Real Swisher?


19 posted on 02/28/2010 10:20:05 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Does 0b0z0 have any friends, who aren't traitors, spies, tax cheats and criminals?)
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To: exile

The Doctor, Captain Larry Sinclair, asked the Resident to, drop his drawers, bend over, and spread his cheeks.

When asked how the examination went, the Resident said, it was a routine exam, but something was not quite right.

I bent over, said the Resident, the Doc put his left hand on my left shoulder, his right hand went on my left shoulder.

“I still can’t figure how in the hell he got his finger up my butt!” lol


20 posted on 02/28/2010 10:23:03 AM PST by outhousepatrol
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