Posted on 02/22/2010 1:55:36 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
SALEM A Derry woman faces multiple charges after attacking a Canobie Lake Park security guard early yesterday morning, police said.
The security guard was at his post near the amusement park's service gate at 12:02 p.m. when a man ran up to the guard shack and handed over a set of car keys, police said. Before running off, the man told the guard to call police because the woman in the car was drunk, authorities said.
(Excerpt) Read more at unionleader.com ...
He described himself as a "good Samaritan" to officers, police said.
But officials describe his story as "extremely suspicious."
Definite guilty !
Next Miscreant...
Any friend of yours?
:)
According to the article the guy didn’t just jump in the car and take the keys, he went for a ride with the woman. There is something else going on here with this “Good Samaritan”.
You should have seen me last night
when I fell down laughing
and I stumbled down a flight of metal stairs
I went crashing through the window at the VFW hall
and tumbled over a pile of metal chairs
Then I cussed out my girlfriend, tried to feel up her mom
I wrecked my car and I think I bruised my spine
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
I got drunk and stole this boat out of the, Edgewater Yacht club
doing 90 miles an hour up to the bay
I sank her out by Buckeye point and walked on into town
Tore up someone's flowers on my way
Then I barged into the Crew's nest and I threw up on the rug
I slapped that hostess on her big behind
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
I talk dirty to the waitress and I never ever leave her no tip
And leave her all my roaches in the guacamole dip
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
Well I'm going out tonight,and I'm gonna, tie on a good one
Does anybody here wanna go out drinkin with me!?
I'll take you to this biker bar where we can kick some ass
And a gay bar where we'll get our drinks for free
We'll do shooters of tequila and a case of beer apiece
We'll wash it down with a gallon of cheap island wine
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
I like to shout out loud and moon the crowd when I'm dancin' on the bar
Then go out in the parking lot and piss on all the cars
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin
I always have myself a real good time
Gimme that wine
I always have myself a real good time
I'm feelin so fine
I always have myself a real good time
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