Posted on 02/18/2010 5:35:32 PM PST by MissesBush
JESUS was GAY - according to the gospel of SIR ELTON JOHN. The singer makes his controversial claim about the Lord in a new US interview that will enrage America's bible belt.
Elton, 62, declares as he pours out his heart to a magazine: "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems."
He adds: "Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."
He goes on in the same interview to describe how he and DAVID FURNISH, 47 - now his "husband" - first got together.
The pop veteran tells Parade magazine: "I was attracted to David immediately. He was very well dressed, very shy. The next night we had dinner.
"After it, we fell in love very quickly."
He said of previous lovers: "I'd always choose someone younger. I wanted to smother them with love. I'd take them around the world, try to educate them.
"One after another they got a Cartier watch, a Versace outfit, maybe a sports car.
"They didn't have jobs. They were reliant on me.
"In six months they were bored and hated my guts because I'd taken their lives and self-worth away. I hadn't intended to."
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2859895/Elton-John-claims-Jesus-was-gay.html#ixzz0fwQCzplq
It was all downhill after “Saturday Night’s All Right for Fighting”...
They’ve been crucifying homosexuals ever since.
And God created Man in his own image, after his own likeness.... and Man returned the compliment.
And Elton is a mentally sane skinny guy.
Poor soul Baptist Ping
Just being a woman in the Middle East is a horrible fate. Elton John thinks too much about being a homosexual, and not enough about being a human being.
Wait a minute! Didn’t Dan Brown and his band of wacky Da Vinkies say that he was married to Mary Magdalene?
Jesus was almost certainly married, as all men of adult age were expected to be, especially rabbis. Just because something is not in the Bible, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.
Its time to feed Elton to the pigs!
One after another they got a Cartier watch, a Versace outfit, maybe a sports car.
“They didn’t have jobs. They were reliant on me.
“In six months they were bored and hated my guts because I’d taken their lives and self-worth away. I hadn’t intended to.”
Hmmmmm. Does that tell you anything about the Nanny State? About liberalism? When you hand someone Money and Things...they don’t appretiate it as much as those who earn it......Liberalism..and takes away peoples dignity by telling them they are unable to take care of themselves. No matter how well you take care of someone you can’t buy dignity or respect. Allowing someone to work and earn a living gives them a life with dignity and respect.
God will not be mocked.
Elton John is a pathetic old queen.
Leftys think they can say anything and that will make it true. Just by virtue of them saying it. Delusional.
That was VERY well put!
FReegards
SirL
Yer kidding, right?
Get your meds, man.
Shed's new light on the song "Rocket Man"...
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Why don't you put that to music, Elton, and see what happens?
You're right. Ask any parent, they'll tell you.
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