Posted on 02/18/2010 1:45:55 PM PST by boughtwithaprice
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Mayor to Zer0;
Go away! I’m too busy!!!
“Slow learner.” ;-)
Mayor: “No, I do not. Is that it?”
Barack: “Ummm - whatcha doin’?”
Mayor: I’m working hard trying to make my city profitable.
Barack: Profitable?
Mayor: I dont’ expect you to understand - it’s over your pay grade - since you never ran anything in your life - except running for political office.
Barack: But..Uh...perhaps you need a break - how about a beer?
Mayor: I don’t drink on the job.
Barack: Ice Tea?
Mayor: Ice Tea? Call Algore - I’m not thirsty.
Mayor; I used to represent the real MOB. Do you think you scare me.
Obama; If I apologize, can you get me a comp at Ceasar’s ?
Mayor; You talkin’ to me ?
Obama; How about circus,circus ? The girls are driven’ me crazy.
Mayor; Fugetta’ ‘bout it.
Obama; What say you and me have a beer over at ‘Carzy Horse II and talk about this ?
Mayor; Gedda oudda’ heer
Goodman: “this is the 2nd time you’ve done this, are you daft?”
barack: “let me look that up, you’re not getting fresh with me, are you?”
Goodman: “no, I’m calling you a slow learner”
barack: “so I am daft. Can I still count on your support in 2012?”
Goodman after hanging up: “Mary, get Dick Cheney on the phone. I want to order whatever he has left in those “Miss me yet” billboards.
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