Posted on 02/04/2010 8:25:03 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Dear God. It’s pitiful.
Now it’s the “R” word?
This was in August? Why did it suddenly come up?
AN ODD STATEMENT BY OBAMA:
Obama said he would attempt to convince his party’s left wing to take a less ideological approach to economic challenges.
“We’ve got to make sure that our party understands that, like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning, so we can’t be demonizing every bank out there,” Obama said. “We’ve got to be the party of business, small business and large business, because they produce jobs.”
Like it or not? Who wouldn’t like a “healthy and functioning” financial system? According to Obama, the answer is . . . Democrats.
“Drunken Kennedy...”
A bit redundent?
On the upside, Teddy has been sober for months now.
Ah, but Mayor Lukey is a Democrat. Democrat politicians think that once they are elected to office, they are miraculously enfused with all knowledge on every subject, including engineering.
Zha Zha sounds f’n retarded everytime she opens her trap. And everyone that hears her knows it even though they won’t say it so she should just keep on talkin’. LOL.
Everytime Bwany speaks(spews), I feel like I need to take a hot, cleansing bath...
All MSM spin.
Funny, LOL, sad....as kids we called each other retards all the time.
However, I got a couple / few good paddlings in elementary school for busting a few heads when mean boys called the students in Special Ed 'retards'.
The principal complemented me, the 3 times I remember, for taking my punishment 'like a man'.
My brother was in special ed.
True, true. I bet Barry would invite Lukey to shoot hoops at the WH with that sort of ‘green progressive thinking.’
Me too. He’s sickening.
What they are doing to lying and projecting, they are trying to tar and feather Rush with the “ Retard “ comment, when in fact, it was Rahm Emanuel who made that statement....
The movie is “The Fifth Element” Rush...and it fits.
BIG BLOB IN SPACE ... LOL...
SNERDLY ?? TELL RUSH THAT IT WAS THE MOVIE GREEN SLIME !!!
And tell Rush that in lieu of Slim Whitman...today we would use Lada GaGa:)
Amen.
Need to proof read...grrrr...LADY!!! GaGa
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