Posted on 02/04/2010 8:25:03 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Hey you :) I see your glasses are worn exactly where mine are!
I agree with you. I don’t understand why folks get nervous when Rush says things like that.
Just falling for the PC trap when you get scared when Rush says anything. Libs can say whatever they please...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2444233/posts#47 -- With Signed Certification in Hand, Scott Brown Heads to Washington
You may want to stay tuned to that thread for any updates.
Not me. LOL.
Hi, doll.
I’m sure it’s only a coincidence that Harrisburg is run by Democrats.
(intoning Rush) ‘AndreaMitchellNBCNews’ look out, washed up reporters wind up on MS...oh wait she already has a show over there.
Oh. My. I shot an ice cube out of my mouth on that one...and that doesn’t usually happen.
Classic.
Andrew Cuomo and Fannie and Freddie, How the youngest HUD secretary caused the mortgage crisis
....healthy financial system....
What Barry really meant....
...healthy socialist financial system...
Let me get this straight. Rush was QUOTING Rahm about the word retarded and now they’ve all gone off the rails...
Is that pretty close?
Yep. I was never a pc’er. I didn’t fall for it but allot of people’s heads would turn but it didn’t deter me. PC is killing us.
Zha Zha wants the lamestream media to drop the “f’n retarded” story but she brought it up to take a swipe at Sarah.
Pretty much.
What's the voting / controlling party in Harrisburg? City councilmen and accountants must be very lean in math skills...........sad.
WTF did I miss? Rush v. Sarah? What????
Absolutely correct. He even said yesterday that he would be blamed for using retard.
I will find a link, but I heard on news this a.m. that Mayor Lukey wants to put wind turbines up (on unusable, undermined land)...sooooo, not being an engineer, or even having stayed in a Holiday Inn Express...but...if you cannot build HOMES on the property...how can that same property support WIND TURBINES without subsidence issues???
Is it okay to call somebody a dum-dum?
Or how about a 'drunken kennedy?' Just wondering.
By the way, could Holder fill one of his slots for people with disabilities by giving Patrick a special job?
Ahhh...wellllll...mmmmmm...not PA Amish...ahhh...
Hi yu’ins!! NO will have a tough time stopping Manning unless they hurt him. Colts by 10?
That’s spot on actually.
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