Posted on 02/04/2010 8:25:03 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Oh please. Rush laughs at life. I love it. Who gives a shit what these PC asholes will say about “change of life comment.”
I prefer libturds myself, but that’s me.
“R word” PC sux!
Republican?
Rush?
Reality?
Thank me!
Who ya got in Sunday’s matchup?
Colts.
I was in the powder room when Rush said it.
Whose change of life was he referring to?
BTW, when the shoe fits, I see no reason for it to be worn in reference to your link (spoken).
rwi, did ya see this?
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aRLYN3..REz4
Harrisburg is on the blink of bankruptcy. Could this be why Fast Eduardo has been ‘off the plantation’ of TeamObot the last week or so?
As a person who has been in Speical Ed classes and in the Special Olympics, having learning challenges, as a kid, plus called all kinds of names, it is good that Emmanuel has been called out on what he has said. Why is Rush being blamed for this?
I don’t think they’re nuts. I think they’re socialists.
It’s a joy to see you on the front line putting your conservative mettle into the battle. Some talk, others do, you, are a doer!
Margaret Carlson.
Hi.
I wish Rush would not play with fire. He likes to rile up the Libs, but he also makes a lot of “I”s nervous, and often forces his fans to sway away from the battle to cover for him. Like a big mischievous kid.
Margaret Carlson? I think her first name is that.
All i did was walk near the camara. LOL.
Take pity on me please, R. I’m trying to decaffeinate. Run that by me again :)
I think it’s perfect.
Just remember us when you are famous :)
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