Posted on 02/04/2010 8:25:03 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Sorry Rush, women will always be one of the mysteries of our universe!
Hello, lady,
Hello, TV star!!
Nah, not me.
‘Vote the way Teddy would have voted...’
‘Little known Scott Brown...’
Oh. Wow.
He is soooo in their heads.
Running headlong into reality is such a *****.
LOL
Couldn’t happen to more deserving people. I can hardly wait for the reaction to November.
I’m thinking that since Rahm wants the “R” word expunged from the Federal lexicon, it should be replaced with the word “liberal,” since he seems to have established that it means essentially the same thing.
Liberals and reality don’t mix.
More like 5 seconds. LOL.
Amen.
Child on her sleeve? WTF?
Carlson is nuts.
Libtards are so predictable.
My longtime use of “libtard” is validated!
Change of life???
Oh. Noes. Rush???
They need rubber rooms.
Good afternoon, megaRushHitsAnotherHomeRunOutOfTheParkdittos from Biggirl! :)=^..^=
PING!:)=^..^=
Hi.
Perfect.
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