Posted on 02/04/2010 8:25:03 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Me too Angie. I worked at a mentally retarded facility for years ....and everyone used the word retarded....it wasn’t a bad word then.
And a GC gift card?
Hi Fawn,
The “R” word now we can’t say RETARTED. It’s ok to have an abortion but you can say RETARTED. This country sucks.
He’d better not take me to the GC on V-Day . . .
Super Bowl line of the year by Al Roker
I don't care if it rains this year because the game isn't on NBC.
Tell him Ruth’s Chris.
Isn’t in a dome this year?
Roker is such a Couric
I hope it pours :D The Saints have a better running game.
He’s ruining the SuperBowl. Arg.
Sun Life Stadium has an uncovered field.
Nope, Miami.
Yep, plus the fact that I don’t care about either team.
I’ll be doing something else besides watching the Super Bowl (If the Vikings would have made it, I probably would have watched...except for the appearance by the Dear Reader)
Well, now I know where it’s being played.
I had forgotten it is in Miami this year.
'tarded and feathered
Thanks!
HA! What raw walk-through talent! Never seen such natural ability before! It really is inspiring!!LMAO!
Love you too.
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