Posted on 02/04/2010 8:25:03 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Bumpers
Hi, FRiend.
Hey hey.
Gee...anyone else having troubles with FR this a.m.???
Could it be internet ‘gremlins’ released to slooooow down the discussion of Dear Leader’s latest ‘statement.’
You can question his policies, but not his nationality.
Oh. Mys.
Rush should be in fine form today (internets willing).
A caller of Rush’s (from last week) has ‘stayed’ with me.
He worked for Toyota (but now with another brand) and he said that the Toyota mechanics (in dealerships) were having a ‘hard time’ recreating THIS recall problem (not the previous one with the carpet making the gas pedal stick).
Just sayin...
Hi, doll.
Hi.
If the brake has 7 bars on the pedal, then the car should be taken in.
FR is still constipated, frustrating as hell.
Hey CC...is the ‘storm’ of ‘10 heading your way? TV weather types are hyperventilating here.
Nope.
I have to see this on my home computer. Is CC a celebrity?
Ha, Sarah a lifelong Rush fan! Where are those ‘Sarah is going RINO’ people?
It went from 12-20” yesterday to 18-24” today.
Hi, hun. No, not a celeb. LOL.
Yes, FR was crashing (up and down) all morning.
I knew Rush would get in trouble for using the “R” word yesterday.
I saw an article this morning from a lib who thought Rush was “attacking” Sarah—LOL!
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