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Obama has a banana in his ear
Examiner ^ | 02/04/10 | David Freddoso

Posted on 02/03/2010 10:05:21 PM PST by freespirited

"If we had allowed the meltdown of the financial system, unemployment might be double what it is today," President Obama said in his State of the Union address last week. "More businesses would certainly have closed. More homes would have surely been lost."

These words remind me of that old "Sesame Street" skit -- the one where Ernie has a banana in his ear. He tells Bert that it's there to keep alligators away.

"Ernie!" replies the ever-annoyed Bert. "There are no alligators on Sesame Street!"

"Right," Ernie says. "Works pretty good, doesn't it, Bert?"

Obama can always scare people with counterfactual narratives -- "If I hadn't done it then ..." -- because we'll never really know what would have happened. But when you look at what he claims he's done for the economy, and the damage his solutions have done to the taxpayer, it is hard to tell whether the alligators ever existed. Or whether they were so bad. Or whether they aren't eating us already.

The Trouble Asset Relief Program bailouts -- initiated by President Bush but fully supported by then-Sen. Obama and continued by President Obama -- were supposed to save the economy from widespread collapse. Without it, we were told, the crisis would have prevented banks from making business and home loans on Main Street.

And according to this week's report from TARP Inspector General Neil Barofsky banks still aren't lending on Main Street. Meanwhile, the TARP program for helping homeowners renegotiate their loans has helped only 11,600 homeowners. For context, there were nearly three million foreclosures last year.

After TARP, there was the $787 billion economic stimulus package -- unfairly stigmatized, according to Obama adviser David Plouffe. Without it, Obama says, we would have lost far more than the 4 million jobs shed in 2009. The stimulus created or saved ... how many jobs?

"1.1 million jobs," says Vice President Biden.

"2 million," says strategist David Axelrod.

"1.5 million," says spokesman Robert Gibbs.

"Thousands and thousands," says adviser Valerie Jarrett.

The official estimate from Recovery.gov was about 640,000.

Anyone can make up numbers, but here are some real ones: An Examineranalysis found that at least 95,000 of the jobs reported as "created or saved" were bogus. They were pay raises misreported as jobs; jobs that hadn't actually been started; jobs that paid impossibly small amounts to be full-time equivalents; jobs that were really just part-time work-study on college campuses.

And most of jobs "created or saved" appear to have been government jobs.The Boston Herald reported this week that71 percent of the jobs "created or saved" in Massachusetts were government jobs.

Main Street has always been part of Obama's economic equation, only on the wrong side of the ledger. The average taxpayer is not the beneficiary, but the source of the money. He has become a piggy bank for two institutions largely responsible for putting Obama in the White House, government unions and Wall Street.

The public sector unions, Obama's Election Day muscle, have received a bailout through the stimulus package. The financial industry, whose employees (the people Obama demonizes for taking bonuses) gave nearly twice as much money to Obama as to his opponent, received a bailout through TARP.

We can't be sure what would have happened to the economy without TARP and the stimulus package. But we can be fairly certain that a lot of Obama donors would have had nothing to give in the next election cycle.


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KEYWORDS: economy; obama; obamabs; stimulus; tarp
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The stimulus created or saved ... how many jobs?

"1.1 million jobs," says Vice President Biden.

"2 million," says strategist David Axelrod.

"1.5 million," says spokesman Robert Gibbs.

"Thousands and thousands," says adviser Valerie Jarrett.

The official estimate from Recovery.gov was about 640,000.

Bush's fault!

1 posted on 02/03/2010 10:05:21 PM PST by freespirited
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To: freespirited

If it weren’t for 0bummer we’d be up to our ash in alligatorsh. hic


2 posted on 02/03/2010 10:19:10 PM PST by TigersEye (It's the Marxism, stupid! ... And they call themselves Progressives.)
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To: freespirited

Please....someone post a pic with a banana in Obama’s ear.


3 posted on 02/03/2010 10:19:42 PM PST by peggybac
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To: peggybac; Roscoe Karns; monkapotamus

Please....someone post a pic with a banana in Obama’s ear.


4 posted on 02/03/2010 10:21:32 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: freespirited

- Ernie has a banana in his ear.

That sounds queer.


5 posted on 02/03/2010 10:23:01 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper (Round 2 (insert Bikini Babe here) - DING!)
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To: peggybac

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With those dumbo ears he could pack a whole bunch in there.


6 posted on 02/03/2010 10:26:30 PM PST by Touch Not the Cat
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To: TigersEye

Yeah ... as it is, gubmint is up to its alligator in asses.


7 posted on 02/03/2010 10:29:17 PM PST by RobinOfKingston (Democrats, the party of evil. Republicans, the party of stupid.)
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To: RobinOfKingston

ROTFLOL


8 posted on 02/03/2010 10:30:55 PM PST by TigersEye (It's the Marxism, stupid! ... And they call themselves Progressives.)
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To: peggybac
Did you say a banana up his rear?


9 posted on 02/03/2010 10:31:34 PM PST by UCANSEE2
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To: Berlin_Freeper
That ain't a banana.

And that ain't his ear.

10 posted on 02/03/2010 10:37:49 PM PST by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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To: TigersEye; freespirited

Sesame Street? That’s right on his level.


11 posted on 02/03/2010 10:41:00 PM PST by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: darkangel82

That is highly insulting to muppets, my FRiend. I’ll have you know that Talk ‘N Toss Elmo does not need a teleprompter.


12 posted on 02/03/2010 10:45:25 PM PST by TigersEye (It's the Marxism, stupid! ... And they call themselves Progressives.)
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To: freespirited

Why does Obama continually stomp down the working man? Every time I turn around he has bad mouthed another industry and tried his best to destroy as many jobs as possible.

Congress does the same damn thing. When the auto CEO’s flew in their jets to D.C. and congress publicly “showed them” it effectively killed the private aviation market. Some one tell us how many lost their jobs at Cessna? I know how many lost their jobs at our engine plant.

Every time they try to pinch the rich I get a donkey punch.


13 posted on 02/03/2010 10:55:10 PM PST by pennyfarmer (Your Socialist Beat our Liberal)
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To: MARTIAL MONK
Did 0bummer fall for the old banana in his tailpipe trick?

banana in the tailpipe


14 posted on 02/03/2010 11:49:53 PM PST by TigersEye (It's the Marxism, stupid! ... And they call themselves Progressives.)
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To: freespirited

So I sez to da lady:

"Lady, dat ain't no bananna.
Dat's my schnozolla."

15 posted on 02/04/2010 12:07:50 AM PST by Grim (I'm voting for Sarah)
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To: freespirited
Obama has a banana in his ear
I wonder who put it there?
He also has a leash around his neck
I know who put it there.
George Soros.

16 posted on 02/04/2010 12:08:19 AM PST by jongaltsr (It)
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To: Jet Jaguar
"Mebbe eef I push this in I can beecome Presidump?!?"


17 posted on 02/04/2010 12:16:07 AM PST by shibumi (Health and well being for S. and L. - in Jesus name we pray!)
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To: Jet Jaguar; TigersEye; Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Markos33

Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring!

Oh MR PRESIDENT! (ahem) This call’s for you .....

http://bananaphone.us/


18 posted on 02/04/2010 12:25:41 AM PST by shibumi (Health and well being for S. and L. - in Jesus name we pray!)
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To: freespirited

Just wait till Obummer hires all those census takers for a one time position. He’ll be sure to add those jobs to his resume.


19 posted on 02/04/2010 1:09:34 AM PST by Carley (Are you better off now than one year ago? HELL NO!!!!!)
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To: freespirited

Yes.. Fuzzy Math...


20 posted on 02/04/2010 2:23:42 AM PST by maddog55 (OBAMA, Why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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