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NOW demands CBS yank Tebow pro-life ad, Heisman
The Washington Examiner ^ | 2/2/2010 | Scott Ott

Posted on 02/02/2010 5:54:18 PM PST by Servant of the Cross

News fairly unbalanced. We report. You decipher.

The National Organization for Women on Monday called on CBS to yank a pro-life Super Bowl ad featuring former Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow, and it started a campaign to demand that authorities withdraw Tebow's Heisman Trophy and pull his National Championship ring.

The ad, sponsored by Colorado-based Focus on the Family, highlights Pam Tebow's high-risk pregnancy and her decision to give birth to Tim despite a medical recommendation to abort the fetus.

The women's rights group said Mrs. Tebow's decision, 23 years ago, "set in motion a cascade of events ending in this tragic Super Bowl TV advertisement."

"If Pam Tebow had exercised her freedom to choose abortion," said an unnamed NOW official, "then millions of women would have been spared the agony of watching 30 seconds of brutal advocacy designed, ultimately, to extract their most precious right from the U.S. Constitution."

"These women, in many cases, don't have a choice," she said. "They can't just leave the room during commercial breaks, or they would miss crucial televised information about beer, snack food and pickup truck choices. And even if they could change channels, they would risk submitting themselves to ads of much lower quality, done by agencies with questionable professional credentials."

To combat the oppressive effects of the pro-life Super Bowl ad, the unnamed official said NOW would start a new anti-Tebow Web site, to create a groundswell of support for stripping him of the Heisman and his championship ring.

"We got a really good price on the Web site hosting from Super Bowl sponsor GoDaddy.com," the NOW source said. "They're actually hosting it for free, in exchange for NOW President Terry O'Neill's personal appearance in a future GoDaddy ad."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cbs; now; scrappleface; tebow
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psst. satire.
1 posted on 02/02/2010 5:54:19 PM PST by Servant of the Cross
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To: Servant of the Cross

Funny. (Still, it wouldn’t surprise me if CBS caves in to Gloria Allred.)


2 posted on 02/02/2010 5:55:56 PM PST by clintonh8r (Nobody's 'bot!!)
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To: Servant of the Cross

aww, come on. you spoiled it :)


3 posted on 02/02/2010 5:56:09 PM PST by evad (OBAMA is a Clear and Present Danger to This Nation)
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To: Servant of the Cross

satire?

Oh, thank God. I was going to launch a string of filty words and get banned...just as I finally got back on the server.


4 posted on 02/02/2010 5:57:07 PM PST by bitt (One if by land, Two if by sea. Three if by CRIMINALS from Washington, D.C)
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To: Servant of the Cross

Ever notice Scott Ott smells like an onion?


5 posted on 02/02/2010 5:58:24 PM PST by upchuck (The horse is in the pasture. The barn door is wide-open. Obama wants to know who made the hinges.)
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To: Servant of the Cross

NOW gave Clinton the one free grope rule, couldn’t they allow the majority of Americans who are pro-life, ONE commercial without damming it unseen?


6 posted on 02/02/2010 6:06:33 PM PST by RJL
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To: Servant of the Cross

>>to extract their most precious right from the U.S. Constitution.”

The “most precious right” is the one that isn’t actually in there. These NOW women are insane.


7 posted on 02/02/2010 6:09:24 PM PST by Bryanw92 (Imagine a day when the politicians have to hold a bake sale to pay for votes!)
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To: bitt

The really sad part is that most of us who read the headline thought it was for real and just another indicator of what strange times we live in.....


8 posted on 02/02/2010 6:10:21 PM PST by northwinds
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To: northwinds

You can hardly out-satire reality today.


9 posted on 02/02/2010 6:12:40 PM PST by 6SJ7 (atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
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To: Servant of the Cross

He represents the best in college athletics. It’s OUTRAGEOUS that an ad featuring him would air during the Super Bowl (a sacred event to Feminists)


10 posted on 02/02/2010 6:14:37 PM PST by RepublicanMeansAmerican
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To: evad

evidently not.


11 posted on 02/02/2010 6:15:06 PM PST by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: 6SJ7

Katie Couric wears Tim Tebow underwear..sorry very inside Gator joke


12 posted on 02/02/2010 6:15:22 PM PST by pburgh01
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To: Servant of the Cross

psst. satire.


Are you absolutely certain?


13 posted on 02/02/2010 6:15:30 PM PST by crazyhorse691 (Now that the libs are in power dissent is not only unpatriotic, but, it is also racist.)
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To: crazyhorse691

Logic demands that NOW take a hike!


14 posted on 02/02/2010 6:31:07 PM PST by hal ogen
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To: Servant of the Cross

One of these satires is some how going to make it into the mainstream Leftist media who are going to think it is real and have a conniption. At that time it’ll be time to break out the popcorn!


15 posted on 02/02/2010 6:31:25 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine
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To: Servant of the Cross

Oh crap, who’s going to bring us the beers during the game?


16 posted on 02/02/2010 6:37:10 PM PST by kempster
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To: Servant of the Cross

Obviously, if it was real they would demand his mother get a late term (22 year) abortion.


17 posted on 02/02/2010 6:55:15 PM PST by Jolla
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The really sad part is that most of us who read the headline thought it was for real and just another indicator of what strange times we live in.....

I certainly thought it sounded plausible!

18 posted on 02/02/2010 6:58:03 PM PST by SuziQ
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To: Servant of the Cross
These things are so close to the truth that they no longer are funny. They are a pain in the ass. If you want to do something constructive, go get a membership on DU and post this stuff there. It may actually open an eye or two over there.
19 posted on 02/02/2010 7:07:46 PM PST by hinckley buzzard
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To: Servant of the Cross

It may be satire but everything I read sounded exactly like the demands NOW would make. Mighty fine satire!


20 posted on 02/02/2010 7:08:22 PM PST by Maine Mariner
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