Guess this means more CHOW Mein for all.
More bark for your dollar.
“Dog makes a fine meal” Mel Gibson in The Patriot.
lulz, they certainly are not doing for the humane factor....must be running low on dogs and cats. =.=
I once saw a most disturbing video of crates and crates filled w/ kittens in the back of a restaurant in China and how one kitten was taken out and cooked alive. It was a horror to watch and I pray to God this news is correct and this practice will once and for all come to an end.
No more woking the dog?
Can’t believe there’s not been any comment yet about eating p....! (ahem...pekinese dogs/persian cats...ahem)
Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you don’t complain.
But that’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But Garfield’s on my fork.
He’s purrin’ here on my fork.
...
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon.
They can feed you cat and you’ll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys:
They fry it real crisp in dough.
...
Chou Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin’ up his buddy at the old pet store.
I said “Not today. I lost my appetite.
“There’s two cats in my belly and they want to fight.”
I was suckin’ on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys:
And that is when I knew...
...
There’s a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin’ there at noon.
They say that it’s beef or fish or pork
But it’s purrin’ there on my fork.
There’s a hair-ball on my fork.
I wondered why those dogs were called Chows.
“A kitten in every pot.”
- FDR?
A dog stew will warm you for a day.
A dog companion will warm you for a lifetime.