Caption TOTUS Speaking to 6th Grade Class

AP ^ | 1/19/10 | AP

[Carling]

TOTUS in action speaking to 6th graders.

[OneWingedShark]

"And that is why we must always be on guard against the evils of technological dependence."

[Cheerio]

Although it was on Yahoo and apparently is not a spoof, the class room certainly doesn’t look like 6th grade - more like 1st grade.

[cll]

"Humans of Earth, I come in peace. You need not fear me, I mean you no harm. However, it is important to note that most of you will not survive the next twenty four hours. Even if you do survive, you'll be enslaved and experimented on. You should not take any of this personally, it's just business. Obama out."

[Touch Not the Cat]

Mr H says this guy is not a “clown”.

Seems he is mistaken.

[Inwoodian]

Speaking to 6th graders and still he needs three teleprompters. Chauncey Gardener.

[I still care]

From what I understand, that was a press conference in another room.

[Huskrrrr]

Please deposit your milk money in the can marked “Jobs Bill” on your way out. “I love you ...you love me....give me all your Moooneey.”

[RWGinger]

I deeply loathe the cowardly lyin’
But this apprently is obama speaking to the press after he was in a classrom with students.

At least that is that POS obama’s story and the media will believe him

[Cheetahcat]

6th Graders a lot brighter than the House Democrats.

[geege]

“I’m an idiot, don’t grow up to be President right now”

[digger48]

From what I understand, that was a press conference in another room.

So he needs TOTUS to answer questions?

[paulycy]

0bama’s lips are bluer than the alien’s.

[Carling]

A press conference? Dear Reader doesn't give press conferences. He reads statements; he will take no questions from the riff raff.

[depressed in 06]

“In my historic race to the top, you too can learn to read.”

[Jaxter]

"One fish, Two fish, Three, er..Red fish, Blue fish,
Black fish, Blue fish, Old fish, Uhhh, Ummm..
You're going too fast..uhhh..slow it down a bit.."

[ConservaTexan]

"Hooked on Phonics worked for me."

[shiva]

"and kids, always take a'spare' with you, you never know when one will break." Any questions? "No, no, not condoms, Teleprompters".

[Hacklehead]

My teleprompters are so high so I can read them while I look down my nose at you.

[Marylander]

No matter to whom he is speaking, the President should not put himself in such a profoundly silly position.