World's First Sexbot Revealed

The Sun ^ | Jan 11 2010 | HARRY HAYDON

[DogBarkTree]

THE world's first "sexbot" — a life-sized rubber doll named Roxxxy who can chat about football — has been unveiled.

The dark-haired, lingerie-clad robot has inbuilt artificial intelligence — meaning she can talk footie and cars with her owner.

Roxxxy also boasts impressive, flesh-like, synthetic skin.

The revolutionary invention — set to take the sex toy industry by storm — also comes with FIVE different "personalities".

[TexGuy]

They programed her to be a liberal. Maybe you’d be better off with a cheaper version blow up doll that doesn’t talk back!

They aren't stupid. They are just creating a product for their projected customer base.

[Lazamataz]

SHe likes molten steel and jet fuel? Worked in Tower 1? Died on 9/11.

That was SO HOT!

Oh God, I'm all sexy-ed up now.

[Lazamataz]

First I laughed, then felt really sad that anyone would have to resort to a robot for companionship.

Feh. Living creatures are merely biorobots.

[FastCoyote]

[with FIVE different “personalities”.]

1) I have a headache
2) The garbage hasn’t been taken out, AGAIN!
3) Do I look fat in these jeans?
4) You hate my mother.
5) I’ll take every dime you have in the divorce.

[wbill]

Who would want a sex doll that talks?

Kind of misses the point, doesn't it?

[When do we get liberated?]

I imagine as “the frigid Sara” she is supposed to be a challenge. It works. If that and scraping callouses off her feet are your dates topics of conversation, it may take some persuedin’....

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“also comes with FIVE different “personalities”.
Just like my ex-wife.
You’re a fan of The Unknown Hinson? I thought I was the only one!
http://www.unknownhinson.com/

[wbill]

Old balding perv and his plastic partner.

Instead of "Heather has two daddies", we'll get "Heather's Mommy softens when heated".

Mark my words.

[Richard Kimball]

First I laughed, then felt really sad that anyone would have to resort to a robot for companionship.

Most of us are happy just to have a laptop.

[SueRae]

Next they’ll want marriage rights and benefits....

Will they be claimed as dependents??

[Berlin_Freeper]

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvKBfevVpkk

[vigilante2]

They aren't stupid. They are just creating a product for their projected customer base.

You can be certain that all our congressman will be receiving one in the next stimulus package!

[cajuncow]

What I want to know is it waterproof or are we going to have to hear about guys frying themselves in showers and hot tubs while romancing Roxxxy?

[Clay Moore]

Galaxina ping!

[Psalm 144]

The perversion of this society knows no limits.

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No it does not. Carthago delenda est.

[Katya]

youtube.... real dolls. It’s really creepy and beyond just sex, loners who spend tons of money on these silicon companions.

[shiva]

1) I have a headache 2) The garbage hasn’t been taken out, AGAIN! 3) Do I look fat in these jeans? 4) You hate my mother. 5) I’ll take every dime you have in the divorce

How about: I hate Pick n Pull

I hate Home Depot.

[Gothmog]

Whoever wrote the program about the 9/11 deaths should be punched a number of times, that’s just disgusting.

[DrDavid]

Plastic fantastic lover...

Great song by Jefferson Starship. There was the song by ELO, Yours Truly 2095.

Although her memory banks overflow
No one would ever know
For all she says: 'Is that what you want?'
Maybe one day I'll feel her cold embrace
And kiss her interface
'Til then, I'll leave her alone.