Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'

The Hill ^ | 1/8/2010 | Christina Wilkie

[mojitojoe]

The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville.

Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.

But the consummate talker couldn't help sharing too much information.

"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.

[Stayfree]

When he looks in the mirror, he just sees his bald head and starts hallucinating....

[Retired COB]

Carville: Airport scanners can ‘measure my penis’... or find out that he doesn’t really have one.

If he does have one, he'd better spit it out because it belongs to someone else.

[andy58-in-nh]

Carville’s shortcomings are already well-known.

[ScottinVA]

Ms. Matalin... you could’ve done SO much better than this guy.

[DariusBane]

I was wondering how photo shopped that photo is... It seems that the particulars are smudged out. So again we still don’t know what they can see with these scans. Can they tell if a women is using a tampon or pad? That kind of stuff, the very essence of most peoples reticence is precisely what we don’t know... For a reason I suspect. No I’m not trying to be provocative but it one of the unspoken reasons the scans are scary.

[Doc Savage]

No dick? No Balls? No service!

[Red Boots]

I think you may be right!. If you look at him from the neck up, it appears he is a penis with eyes and ears!

ROTFL !! What an image ! And it's lunch time, too !

[MamaDearest]

"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane,"

What a cheesy embarrassment he is to his wife and children.

[a fool in paradise]

[dalereed]

The screener forgot her magnifying glass and told him he couldn't fly!

[MortMan]

It must be the right wavelength to detect objects that small...

[maggief]

[a fool in paradise]

[Zathras]

I guess that explains the waste basket he put on his head.
He thought it was a condom.

[a fool in paradise]

With his bald head, Carville looks like a pr**k with ears.

[Quickgun]

If he takes viagra, it will make his back and neck stiff?

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

In the movie Primary Colors the "Carville" character exposes himself to a pretty young female campaign volunteer and asks "You know what this is, don't you." She regards him distainfully and replies, "It's like a penis, only smaller."

[a fool in paradise]

[Between the Lines]

This brings up the question, how long will it be before the perverts start going through these scanners erect and simi-erect knowing that someone can see it? And how long after that will it be before that make it a federal crime to sport a woody at the airport?

[right way right]

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But that is a 6”-7” inch micrometer, right?