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No Duh! The Most Obvious Scientific Discoveries of 2009
Fox News ^
| 12/31/09
Posted on 12/31/2009 2:26:24 PM PST by antidemoncrat
In science, research must prove that what we suspect to be the case is actually true. But some studies really take the cake in the no-duh department. Here are some findings from this year that should come as absolutely no surprise.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: obvious; scientificstudies
I have this theory that if the government quit funding studies, the economy would really collapse. I've noticed that the result of most studies is "More study needed".
To: antidemoncrat
Systematized knowledge (i.e. science) indicates that
Obama is undocumented - seriously, unnaturally undocumented.
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posted on
12/31/2009 2:27:55 PM PST
by
Diogenesis
("Those who go below the surface do so at their peril" - Oscar Wilde)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/31/2009 2:29:33 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Beware the Green Menace, the socialists warning you of global warming under your bed are hysteric.)
To: antidemoncrat
I love the finding that coed dorms lead to more sex amongst college students. I heard some people on the radio discussing this like it was a revelation and had to laugh.
To: antidemoncrat
For overall mortality, 11 percent of deaths in men and 16 percent of deaths in women could be prevented if people decreased their red meat consumptionNothing prevents death, 'delay' would be the better term.
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posted on
12/31/2009 2:43:09 PM PST
by
eclecticEel
(The Most High rules in the kingdom of men ... and sets over it the basest of men.)
To: dog breath
I love the finding that coed dorms lead to more sex amongst college students. I heard some people on the radio discussing this like it was a revelation and had to laugh. Radio hosts? Of *course* it was a revelation...to them.
Do you think they *ever* got lucky in college? /sarc>
Cheers!
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posted on
12/31/2009 2:49:42 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: antidemoncrat
Bet co-ed dorms lead to more drinking of beer as well.
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posted on
12/31/2009 2:54:26 PM PST
by
edcoil
(If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
To: edcoil
I’ll bet coed dorms lead to more venereal disease too...
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12/31/2009 3:21:19 PM PST
by
ColdSteelTalon
(Light is fading to shadow, and casting its shroud over all we have known...)
To: antidemoncrat
Water on Mars, Water on the Moon.
To: antidemoncrat
Scientists found that kids' movies promote the idea of heterosexual love, while leaving out any mention of homosexual relationships.I am actually surprised at this one. I'm sure that won't be true for long. I imagine obama has someone working on it right now. The Childrens' Entertainment Sexual Identity Freedom Requirement Act.
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