Mussies take the bus, leave the fying to the rest of us.
Well, they can’t take that bus: it has an image of a dog on it! An image! It encourages idolatry! And of dogs, which are unclean! That bus is haram!!
Hell no we need scans for Buses and Trains too...
No, no, no...lots of us still take the bus, believing it’s relatively safe. (At least we’re on the ground) I have to travel this weekend, and I’m actually pretty scared. Have to take that route from Columbus, Louisville, Nashville, Memphis, LR. There’s an infestation in every one of those cities.
Every seat with a view. Open windows to smell the fresh air.
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