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Michelle And Barack's Christmas Letter (More of the same)
Boston Herald ^ | December 25, 2009 | Michael Graham

Posted on 12/24/2009 6:07:56 PM PST by suspects

Dear Friends And Far-Flung Family,

What a year of “hope and change” it has been.

Just one year ago we had a president whose approval rating was below 50 percent, health care reform was politically unpopular and it looked like the war in Afghanistan would go on forever.

Just look how far we’ve come!

Sasha and Malia love living in the White House. It’s even better now that they have their new friend in the White House, too. He’s cute, he’s dopey, he’s always making messes for us to clean up, but what can you say? He’s the vice president, and we love him.

The girls are enjoying school at Sidwell Friends. Barack told everyone we seriously looked at the local public schools (In D.C.? Ho, ho, ho), but Sidwell is delightful. No wonder those voucher kids were so mad when the teachers’ unions made Barack throw them out. But we sent them a nice “Hooked on Phonics” set for the holidays, so all is well.

And me? My life really hasn’t changed much. I’m still the Chicago girl who likes nothing more than to curl up by the fire and read. But with our hectic schedule I don’t have much time, so I only read magazines that have me or my husband on the cover - and I’m still swamped!

But as much as possible, I try to lead the life of a “regular” American working woman, wife and mother. I make sure my staff of 24 gets the kids off to school, that our chef is preparing healthy meals and when we’re running low on certified organic kale, I hop in an armored limo, send out a few snipers and drive two blocks to the farmer’s market.

Just another day in the life, right girls?

You’ve probably seen...

(Excerpt) Read more at bostonherald.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bho44; bhochristmas; christmas; falsebutaccurate; humor; liberals; michaelgraham; michelle; obama; parody; satire
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To: OrioleFan

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21 posted on 12/24/2009 7:25:18 PM PST by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: Recovering_Democrat

The “ever” is unnecessary. If you say he’s the first not to attend, that means what it says, all preceding have attended.


22 posted on 12/24/2009 7:26:09 PM PST by visualops (Freepin' on my Pre!)
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To: suspects

forgot to put in the letter about “Sasha flying in folks for a pool party” (google that phrase.....)?
(”flying in folks” & a pre-teenager named Sasha??)(
I’m not criticizing the kid by any means... it’s the adult here who said this namely her father , the bamster, i’m questioning HIS judgement

shame this wasn’t put in the letter spoof


23 posted on 12/24/2009 7:43:32 PM PST by MissDairyGoodnessVT (HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!! =^..^=)
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To: Cicero

Is this a satire or a real letter? Hard to tell.

I think it is satire. ‘Cause if it ain’t, I have so many comments.


24 posted on 12/24/2009 7:43:35 PM PST by ColdOne (ColdOne (Merry Christmas))
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To: montag813

Wow


25 posted on 12/24/2009 7:59:00 PM PST by mel
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To: montag813

Now THAT is “historic”.


26 posted on 12/24/2009 8:06:16 PM PST by Gator113 (Obama is America's First Failed Black Pres-dent.....)
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To: montag813

I don’t expect Muslims to attend church on Christmas.


27 posted on 12/24/2009 8:06:55 PM PST by exit82 (Democrats are the enemy of freedom. Sarah Palin is our Esther.)
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To: YankeeReb
Did they check the local mosque? Christmas falls on Friday this year so you may catch him at a service on a prayer rug, this year anyway.

He flew HIS prayer rug to Hawaii after the Senate vote.

28 posted on 12/24/2009 8:09:41 PM PST by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannolis. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: montag813

Well, to his defense, it just turned past midnight EST so Christmas Day has only begun (but your main message still applies ...).


29 posted on 12/24/2009 8:12:55 PM PST by dodger
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To: OrioleFan

my bet is the prez! Merry christmas


30 posted on 12/24/2009 8:24:13 PM PST by FreeperFlirt
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To: OldPossum

lmao it was great sounds just like obozo dont be umbug


31 posted on 12/24/2009 8:26:04 PM PST by FreeperFlirt
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To: dodger

It only now went past midnight EST, but if he’s in Hawaii he’s got quite a few more hours.


32 posted on 12/24/2009 9:05:27 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Recovering_Democrat
"Ever"? Did it really say that? I didn't see that...

I interpreted their "in memory" to be a polite form of "ever". "In memory" is a big deal when it comes to the President.

33 posted on 12/24/2009 9:50:34 PM PST by montag813
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To: montag813
why would he attend a Christmas service? He wanted a non religious Christmas set of decorations in the WH..sends greetings at the start of Ramadan and the Hajj to the Islamic all around the world..does not even mention the beginning of Hanukkah which is a season of importance to our Jewish friends, so why would he send greetings to the American public on this Holy Season let alone attend a service. No for Bammy he will commune on the beach, then show of his pecs.
34 posted on 12/24/2009 10:26:08 PM PST by celtic gal
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To: suspects

bump


35 posted on 12/24/2009 10:44:25 PM PST by VOA
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To: suspects
Obama Shows his love for America


36 posted on 12/25/2009 1:52:16 AM PST by Iron Munro (God is great - Beer is good - People are crazy.)
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To: suspects

The POTUS is always missing in action. It’s part of the game plan.


37 posted on 12/25/2009 2:20:35 AM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: suspects

“Just look how far we’ve come! “

Dear wookie,

Words fail....


38 posted on 12/25/2009 5:03:52 AM PST by y6162 (uish..)
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To: suspects

“Just look how far we’ve come! “

Dear wookie,

Words fail....


39 posted on 12/25/2009 5:03:57 AM PST by y6162 (uish..)
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To: montag813

He dare not attend a local mosque. If he lived in a mudslime nation he wouldn’t be able to find a church.


40 posted on 12/31/2009 5:55:37 AM PST by IbJensen (A Prayer for Obama (Ps 109.8): "Let his days be few; and let another take his position.")
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