I stealed it.
Posted on 12/24/2009 12:41:46 PM PST by Always Independent
Making a list of new campaign slogans for the 2010 and 2012 elections
gee wish i had the guts to do that
melissa
“Barney Franked Enough”
“Got Pelosi? The Red Pill cures that”
i want to see every business in this country shut down 1 day per month so that no tax revenue can be collected.
I would gladly accept 1 unpaid day off every month just to make sure that no tax could be collected 12 days out of the year.
Imagine how much this would cost government at every level if every business did just this one thing! And when you consider the fact that the lost revenue to the business would be more than offset by the 12 days of taxes they wouldn’t have to pay, these businesses would come out ahead.
Starve these bastards out! Commit 12 days a year to “tax freedom” days!
It's a slow day in a little east Texas town. The sun is beating down, and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.
As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.
The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.
The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.
The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything.
However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government is conducting business today.
Isn't life great in this Republic these days?
Is it really possible that the Republicats suck more than the Democans? (literally)
I stealed it.
Cleansweep! Send Pelosi packing on her own broom!!!
Either on it or wearing it - your choice..
Elect those whose character exceeds their ego.
ObamaCare
Health care to die for....
ObamaCare
You pay the Tax
Where the hell is the care?
ObamaCare
Granny’s dead
Guess who killed her?
End ObamaCare
No more Orphans
Obamacare will be the single biggest stick we have for 2010.
Use it
A lot
Now that we are dependent upon our Masters for our care, the Chains part of Hope and Change makes more sense.
Producers of America unite! You have nothing to lose but this change!
Lol, well stolen smokingfrog!
Troof.
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