They can pry me soft toilet tissue from my cold dead ass
If they outlaw soft toilet paper, only outlaws will have soft toilet paper.
...damn near killed him!
Thanks! I needed the laugh!
(_o^o_)
“They can pry me soft toilet tissue from my cold dead ass.”
What a visual image!
thats hands al baby hands....ROFLOL
Reminds me of Clerks:
- Oh. Can l help you ?
Well, uh, that depends.
You got maybe a toilet in here ?
- Yeah, but it’s for employees only.
I understand.
But I, uh, thought maybe
you’d let me use it anyway.
I’m not so young anymore and I’m,
how do you say, a little incontinent.
- Sure. in the back, through the cooler.
Thank you, sonny boy.
Say, uh, what kind of toilet paper
you got back there ?
- The white kind.
I didn’t ask about the color.
I mean, is it rough
or is it cottony ?
- Actually, it’s kinda rough.
Oh, boy !
It’s gonna knock the hell
out of my hemorrhoids.
I thought maybe you could
Let me have a roll of the soft stuff.
I see you sell
the soft stuff back there.
- Yeah, but—
Come on, boitshik !
What’s the difference ?
You said yourself
you have the rough stuff in the back.
- Yeah, sure. Go ahead.
Thank you, sonny boy.
You’re a lifesaver.
H/T to whoever posted it on a similar thread at FARK.com